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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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Super delulu take but Kuramerukagari au where everything is the same except both Shizuo and Izaya know they reincarnated in both Eiwajima and Iseiya and they both hide the fact that they remember the other because they want to do things correctly this time

#yeeeeeeeeesssss #I love it #shizaya #shizuo heiwajima #izaya orihara #kuramerukagari

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Reading order’s from left to right, top to bottom; you get the drill.

(Mild DRRR spoilers- there are some references to DRRRx2 Ketsu.)

#kuramerukagari #durarara #iseya #eiwajima

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Trying to be less precious with my stuff! Little speed render of The Terror, my returning obsession haha

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Krobus beloved why can't it be Both 🥲

#stardew valley #krobus

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one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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PC Mag - November 1999 Throw Out Your Software

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when the whole house got the autism

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LEGO - Rubber Duck 

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One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

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A woman went viral for being turned down for a next interview for a role, she asks the recruiter what she did wrong, the recruiter tells her they were “concerned about her lack of effort in her appearance.”

She explains she wore a freshly ironed blazer with a collared top. Her nails were painted a professional beige. She got a blowout for her hair, so a professional style. She had on subdued gold earrings.

The only thing she wasn’t wearing was makeup; she states she really doesn’t wear makeup, and only had chapstick on, as her skin is sensitive. Her lawyer mother has already explained she has no legal case against the company for any type of gender-based discrimination.

Just in case anyone wants to ask why feminists still refer to the “pink tax” or rail against more and more elaborate makeup trends being pushed on girls and women.

Women being punished socially for not wearing makeup is still a feminist issue.