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Teddie Bear 💖

#kittens #teddie #teddiebear #grey cat #adorable pets

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Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

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Have you ever tried to have a conversation while eating Cheerios? I can’t hear anything over my crunching.

#cheerios #cheeriosoatcrunch

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So did Trump lie about having Covid so he wouldn’t have to free Joe Exotic ? 😭😭😭

#donald trump #joe exotic #tiger king #tiger king 2

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My daughter: Friday the 13th is Michael Myers?

Me: No that’s Jason Baby, Michael Myers is Halloween.

My daughter: Jason Derulo

🤦🏽‍♀️😭😭

#jason derulo #micheal myers #jason vorhees

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I didn’t expect Natalie to go out that soon. 😭

#spoiler #netflixs you #Netflix #love #penn badgley

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#netflixs you #you #Netflix #show #joe #penn badgley

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Lmaoo the original salt bae

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them 

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you 

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Mood

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Where are the birds this morning? The world seems so still.

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all the girls i follow are so pretty i wish u all the best in life

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I think kissing is so underrated. Sitting in someone’s lap and just making out for hours is a big mood.

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#johnny cash #man in black

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sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

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You're so self centred

who else am i supposed to be centred on

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does anyone feel overwhelming emotions seeing pictures of their younger self? like that’s me but it isn’t... I love her I wish she knew... I hope she’s proud of me.... I miss her