lawboy-06

[lawboy-06]

Hey everyone, it’s been a busy summer of hunting monsters and pushing through some refresher courses for law school. I haven’t been on tumblr in a while (needless to say, you all following me saw the hacker posts)

But I’m back now and the password has changed!

[lawboy-06]

I’m glad you all find ways to use my trauma as humor...

Also, what is a Mishapocalypse and why is everyone excited about another apocalypse? 

In other news, I adopted a cryptid. No one tell Dean.

and somehow we always end up here

#sam winchester #dean winchester #supernatural #misha collins #mishapocalypse

[lawboy-06]

#NFTumblcryptids

[lawboy-06]

Honestly at this point the ghost hasn’t been malevolent, and there’s about a month left in the school year if I remember the college calendar correctly. I wouldn’t worry, the ghost doesn’t seem like it wants to harm you, it’s just bored. 

Now I would be worried if it follows you to your housing for next year. Keep me updated. 

Hey Sam, I have a question about ghosts. My roommate and I are 90% sure our dorm is haunted, but it is virtually impossible to do anything about it due to the nature of the situation. A lot of weird stuff has happened that would be too long for me to list out without exceeding the character limit on an ask, and we don't know what to do. Any advice?

If you have any idea what the ghost might be attached to then I suggest salting and burning it immediately. If not then definitely keep salt and an iron rod handy just incase the spirit tries to get malevolent. 

If you know any hunters in your universe it might be a good idea to contact them. 

Stay safe

#supernatural #sam winchester #ghost hunting

[lawboy-06]

Trans day of visibility

Happy trans day of Visibility from your favorite nonbinary hunter!

To all my trans bothers, sisters, and siblings you are valid and wonderful! Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise (including yourselves)

#nonbinary #trans day of visibility #trans and proud #I feel like its important you know the person running this blog is also enby #Oops breaking the 4th wall #supernatural #sam winchester

[lawboy-06]

Hey Sam, this is gonna sound like a weird question, but do you have any advice on how to deal with zombies? The CDC on our earth just released a zombie apocalypse survival guide. Now, I know they are doing this as a campaign to promote general emergency preparedness, but hypothetically speaking...

Beheading, burning, or running. I’m sorry but that’s all I can really offer

[lawboy-06]

Hey, I think the other universe's Heaven is under attack right now. No idea from what though. They sent out a distress message in Enochian though.

I feel like I should be surprised, but honestly, it’s the Roadhouse. No one should have been expecting anything else. 

I managed to access the twitter feed from your world with a bit of magical wifi help from Fortuna and have been following the feed. It’s interesting to say the very least. 

[lawboy-06]

Dean just walked into my room, threw a lollipop at my head and walked out

What the hell man

#supernatural #Dean Winchester #Sam Winchester

[lawboy-06]

I have a working theory that there are at least three universe’s still in existence. 

In summary, ours- where you’re in the empty and Dean is alive

The one where our lives have been turned into a TV show called Supernatural

And finally the universe the TV show continuity exists in. It is the Dean and Cas from the TV show continuity that are getting married. 

I think an alternative version of you is getting married to dean going by sam’s theory.

An alternative version of me is getting W̷̧̢̬̙̱̯̯̺͕̯̰̘͇͇̩̾̒̉̅̉̈̕͝Ḩ̸̨̛͍̤̯̜͊̕Ä̴̰̲̪̬̦̦̞͙̱͖̳̹́͂̈́͆̍̀T̵̻̝̪̫̳̟̰̹̼̯̝͇̞̜͕̉?!

#supernatural

[lawboy-06]

Wait- I thought Cas accidentally married the Djinn queen? How is he getting married to Dean? 

#supernatural

[lawboy-06]

I think it goes without saying. 

QOTD: What’s your least favorite day of the week?

Mine is tuesday

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

#supernatural #gabriel #sam winchester #mystery spot #Heat of the moment

[lawboy-06]

Right. Adam.

I just had two separate Charlie’s message me about where they would be sitting at my brother’s wedding as if I’m the one in charge of the seating chart. I’m pretty sure someone at the Roadhouse or Bobby was in charge of that. I am officially retired from corralling hunters

[lawboy-06]

I was confused at first too. But from what I’ve worked out there are three separate universes. 

My universe where Dean is alive and Cas is still in the empty, your universe, and the canon you are familiar with. The messages I’ve been receiving are from the people in your canon

I just had two separate Charlie’s message me about where they would be sitting at my brother’s wedding as if I’m the one in charge of the seating chart. I’m pretty sure someone at the Roadhouse or Bobby was in charge of that. I am officially retired from corralling hunters

[lawboy-06]

Sometimes I wonder what will happen when the Apocalypse world duplicates get to heaven. Personally, I believe that Dad will start a fight with Apocalypse Bobby over Mom while our Bobby watches on with his wife and calling them “Idjits”

#supernatural #mary winchester #dean winchester #Bobby singer #Apocalypse World #john winchester

[lawboy-06]

I just had two separate Charlie’s message me about where they would be sitting at my brother’s wedding as if I’m the one in charge of the seating chart. I’m pretty sure someone at the Roadhouse or Bobby was in charge of that. I am officially retired from corralling hunters

#supernatural

[lawboy-06]

Alright. That’s enough enough internet for today.

So apparently my life is trending on tumblr again. I decided to make the terrible and brilliant decision to take a break from Law tumblr and check out what’s going on. 

Allegedly Dean is getting married. To Cas. In a wedding planned by our dead friends. Because (after some more research) Dean is also dead (from tetanus???). 

Somehow my life doesn’t seem so bad. I feel bad for TV!Sam

#supernatural

[lawboy-06]

Wait, I thought in Chuck’s ending we killed each other? Am I dead too? Did scratch Dean with a rusty nail or something? That’s extremely inefficient

So apparently my life is trending on tumblr again. I decided to make the terrible and brilliant decision to take a break from Law tumblr and check out what’s going on. 

Allegedly Dean is getting married. To Cas. In a wedding planned by our dead friends. Because (after some more research) Dean is also dead (from tetanus???). 

Somehow my life doesn’t seem so bad. I feel bad for TV!Sam