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lawbreaker13 · 1 day
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GOT THAT RIGHT
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Not even three hours.
'Jesus would be horrified about what's happening in Gaza right now'
Sure. Okay I'll bite. I think he'd also be doubly horrified at the antisemitism he'd personally be facing. I think he'd be horrified about the last what...2k years of history being re-written to de-legitimise his people's claim to his birthplace.
I think he'd be horrified at the people who "follow" him NOT ACTUALLY FOLLOWING HIM.
I think he'd be pretty pissed about the Holocaust and when he learned enough english to get by on the internet, appalled at you progressive libbies saying "hitler should have finished the job" and those of you who have justified rape as resistance. We have the reciepts, after all.
I think he'd be worried about the hostages and want them to come home and mayhaps his own mother & his bff Mary Maggie might be among them.
I think he'd be appalled, sure. You know what else he'd be?
Terrified. Because he was fucking Jewish.
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lawbreaker13 · 1 day
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The most infuriating thing is trying to communicate to people, especially leftists, how antisemitism is not being taken seriously, and trying to compare it to literally any other form of racism or discrimination. Imagine telling somebody who marched for Black Lives Matter that black men and women are exaggerating how much racism they face every single day? Or someone at pride that queer people are at no risk by being out in public spaces? They’d hate you. So why is it any different when it’s us? Why does liberal activism stop at the Jews? Jews are afraid to openly acknowledge their Judaism out of fear for their lives and they’re telling us that we’re overreacting. As someone who was raised in a very democratic family that dated back generations of liberal ideologies, I am so hesitant to actually associate with anybody who considers themselves liberal at this point. And that’s an awful feeling.
OP, the bottom line is if people are going to unfollow you because of your conversion, they were never good people in the first place. If your mutual wouldn’t hide you in their attic, you don’t want them as a mutual. I’m unfortunately so serious and it’s a really hard truth and I’m so so sorry that you’re living through it right now. But we’re all going through this together (unfortunately) which means at least there are people who understand. Even if everyone else in the world refuses to. 
If I’m being honest, one of the biggest reasons I’m not talking about my conversion on my main blog is that I’m scared I’ll be forced to face friends and mutuals turning on me. I’ve already lost one friend because I tried to tell her that some of the pro-Palestine posts she’d reblogged had dogwhistles, and I’m pretty sure that one blog that very briefly followed me back unfollowed because of a post I reblogged about Jews being frustrated that the left isn’t believing us about the rise of antisemitic violence.
Like- I’ve seen this happen to other Jewish users, and I’m so scared that people who I consider friends and moots will turn on me.
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lawbreaker13 · 1 day
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BUGGA’S BACK AND ML IS TRENDING AGAIN, THE WORLD IS HEALING
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Part 183 of my bakery “enemies” au!
I'M BACK AND READY FOR DAILY UPLOADS!!!
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I don’t go here but this is absolutely stunning 
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I tried out using only 2-4 colors exercise… thing.
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It is absolutely fascinating to me that there are so many people out there who don’t understand the cultural significance of Duck Amuck. Guys, this isn’t just impressive and funny. Duck Amuck changed the entire game
Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953
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lawbreaker13 · 3 days
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When’s Comic Con?
Realizing I should’ve gotten John Dory goggles and a vest and just been him for Purim oops
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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Happy Purim guys. Guess what I am.
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I’m actually so funny that’s what I am
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Realizing I should’ve gotten John Dory goggles and a vest and just been him for Purim oops
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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Incredible
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I forgot the set up so all yall get is the punchline
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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I literally have called him Jafar my entire life, THANK YOU
Happy "a girlboss stopped jafar from fucking killing all of us" day to all my fellow jews.
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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BRO THESE LOOK INCREDIBLE PLEASE SHARE
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Hamentachen for a Purim party tomorrow!
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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When I was in high school at a non-Jewish boarding school, I was asked to teach a group of girls about Purim. We were just hanging out on a Sunday and I had just brought hamantaschen back from home after the holiday. The faculty member who asked me to explain said that she thought it would be an enlightening experience for them all. I relayed the story of Esther as best as I could at 15 years old after having been out of Jewish day school since age 8, and then I started sharing the traditions of the holiday—hearing megillah, dressing up, sharing and receiving desserts and candy, and drinking. I said “a big part of the holiday is to celebrate and be happy in the face of adversity and to, and I quote, ‘get so drunk you can’t tell the difference between good and evil.’”
I immediately got called a liar by the same staff person who had told me to share and lost my television privileges for the night for encouraging bad behavior
there's this christian here that told me i'm "wrong" about judaism bc i said it's very common for jews to cross dress and get super drunk for purim. he was like "maybe it's common in your community but i disagree that it happens as a whole" and "you can disagree with me if you want" and all that. like what the FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "DISAGREE" THIS IS FACT THIS IS DOCUMENTED, EASILY VERIFIABLE FACT
and then he said "oh but it's against mosaic law to get drunk" and i told him judaism doesn't base its laws on mosaic law, it's based on the talmud. and he went "there are many books that judaism's laws are based on" and just oh my GOD WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKR YOURE AN EXPERT ON THIS WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING TALMUD IS!!!!! god i HATE CHRISTIANS LIKE THIS OH MY GOD
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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The second half of the seder always disappears beyond the four course meal
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#Jews On Every Jewish Holiday Be Like
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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I adore her
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Young Woman in Purim Costume, Jerusalem, Eretz Israel, 1938
Photo: The Oster Visual Documentation Center, ANU – Museum of the Jewish People, the Mevorach family collection.
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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Jewish holiday memes are my JAM
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two little purim treats bc purim is soon!!!!!!!!
jewishmemesonly
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lawbreaker13 · 4 days
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YES YES YES DREAMWORKSSSSSSS
First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????
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I can’t explain it but this is not what I thought Frank looked like
Anyway I love him
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