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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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tile test rug
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i've grown to like elfs a lot more than i used to, in recent days
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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.
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Can you explain this gap in your blog history
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cant believe it's cloudy outside during an eclipse. yet another of joe biden's many failures
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wait wtf is cream soda
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getting to know my mutuals and followers: if you had to sing karaoke on the spot RIGHT NOW what would your go to song be reply in the tags
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corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables
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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones
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