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girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?

god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath

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me and my undying urge to be someone’s favorite

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

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There’s something so satisfying about your least favorite character dying

#just so good

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#silent #pretty much always

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irresponsible horse owners causing the 3rd strangles infection in a week bc people dont take anyone's advice

#i have to go home in between barns #do a bleach bath on my shoes #just so i dont infect my fucking foal

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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#7 lol #we couldnt really afford vacations when i was younger lol #so most of these are from trips i did with school

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#I dry heaved after my proper first one #so uh #not a big fan

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#knäckebröd supremacy bc that's exactly the same as i eat #usually either with vegan cream cheese and cucumber or chicken #but also toast with just nutella slaps as well

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new reaction image

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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

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brb i wanna sell my uterus

#devilish thing - take it out

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something so crazy-making about unhealthy mentor-protegé relationships. we're foils, we're mirrors, we're the same person, we're a parent and a child, we're lovers, we're enemies, we'd be better off without each other, we'd kill and die for each other

#el wtf this hurts