lazyinternetprince

[lazyinternetprince]

gay people? on YOUR DASHBOARD? its more likely than you think

#tankman #tankmen #tankmen captain #tankman steve #captain x steve #steve x captain #steve x john #tankmen john #theres a fine line between bromosexuals and homosexuals and they dont know where it is #yeah they gay keep scrolling

[lazyinternetprince]

i walk like a cat, on my toes. i never put my heels down, and you know why? i read in a fact book that cats walk on their toes, and ten year old me was like “fucking NEAT” and just forced myself to evolve into a human that walks on tippy toes, all because i wanted to walk like a cat

#am i like a catboy or something

[lazyinternetprince]

the thrilling squeal to my post “same energy”

#sammy batim #sammy lawrence #Samuel lawrence #tom batim #tom conner #thomas conner #thomas batim #boris #the prophet #cat in the hat baseball bat #henry batim #batim #bendy and the ink machine

[lazyinternetprince]

my class read this in fourth grade and a girl thought she could do that and become popular for it and so she lied down and got her Friends to shove one of those flimsy bookcases so it would fall right on top of her.

yeah, she got sent to the nurse

#flat stanley #her nose got obliterated

[lazyinternetprince]

same energy

#bendy and the inkk machine #knife cat #norman #norman polk #the projectionist #he knows he can kill you #henry stein #henry #bendy #boris #alice angle #joey drew #polk #how did they even corner him? #not my image #bendy and the ink machine #batim #tw: knife

[lazyinternetprince]

i shifted into the bendy and the ink machine universe, heres a list of dumbass things ive done

1: tried to steal a striker clone, i didn't even try to find a lone one, i went to a whole ass group and attempted to pluck the deformed spider toon and run, all i got was a wrench to the shins and bit.

2: got into a fistfight with the projectionist, you all know how that turned out

3: almost lit Sammy Lawrence on fire with a matchbook i found. i can still hear his scream of pure terror as a bolted at him with the intent of turning him into a campfire

4: punched joey drew in his face and called him a wrinkly old fuck, take that, cartoon cultist.

5: got knocked out by sammy with nothing but anger issues and a dustpan, i will never make fun of henry ever again.

6: flipped of the ink demon and called him a “dirty little smiling twink” you'll never guess who got killed after that

7: told sammy to ``play me a tune, music man`` and got hit with a banjo as i was running, zero stars, do not recommend.

8: lit berti on fire with gasoline with the same matchbook i chased sammy with.

9: pulled outta gun on malice angle, i will never forget the look of shock on her face. where did i pull it from? outta my ass i guess

10: pat boris, ten stars, do recommend, very fluffy

11: when piper came out of the poster i grabbed his face and tossed him off the balcony, 

12: dropped a bacon soup can on strikers head. (the head mouth can be used as a garbage disposal, who knew?)

13: attempted to boot a fisher across the room, his fishing line got tangled around my leg

14: sang very off key and loudly as sammy was trying to tell me about sacrificing me to the ink demon, he killed me himself

15: hugged a lost one

16: hugged jack (im truly honored he let me get that close)

17: made a religion based on sammy, (”so this is what it feels like” he said)

18: high fived the big-ass hand in the lake, commen sense never stopped me before and it will not now

19: screamed/sung “LOVE ME LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY” as i was getting chased by the ink demon.

20: sat and hummed with jack

21: threw a bacon soup can at the projectionist (thats how we got into the fistfight in the first place)

#bendy and the ink machine #sammy lawrence #the projectionist #norman polk #searchers #lost ones #batim #shifting #alice angle #susie campbell #joey drew #grant cohen #lacie #bertrum piedmont #shawn flynn #the butcher gang #piper #fisher #striker #the ink demon #jack fain #wally franks #fire #beast bendy