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lazypastry · 14 hours
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Rejected anthology submission
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lazypastry · 19 hours
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lazypastry · 9 days
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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more
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lazypastry · 10 days
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The thing is... Israel admitted to this from the very beginning.
They said the confessions were obtained through 'interrogation' in the Shin Bet aka torture (Shin Bet is where they like to torture Palestinian prisoners for intel) so every country that cut funding to the UNRWA knew from the beginning that Israel was using false forced statements.
The famine in Gaza is partly due to this. Never forget that.
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lazypastry · 12 days
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lazypastry · 13 days
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Jorb will forever haunt my dreams
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Look at him
Look at jorb
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lazypastry · 14 days
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Why Sniper and Spy Despise One Another
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The relationship between Sniper and Spy is a well-crafted one. Both are assassins who fulfil the same role and pride themselves on professionalism. It's their definition of "professional" where they diverge.
To Sniper, professionalism is defined by detachment and efficiency. Taking a life is serious business, and so the job is prioritized above everything, including basic hygiene and bathroom breaks. "Snipers don't muck about... we just take the shot."
To Spy, professionalism is defined by dignity and artistry. Taking a life is serious business, and so it must be handled with grace, even when fighting lunatics in the middle of a desert. "Six unstabbed backs... I do love a blank canvas!"
Sniper considers Spy unprofessional and cowardly due to his pompous demeanour and underhanded tactics. To find artistry in murder is psychopathic, to engage in trickery, dishonourable. Spy is an arrogant snake that gives proper assassins like Sniper a bad name. "Ya bloody backstabbing fraud!"
Spy considers Sniper unprofessional and cowardly due to his oafish demeanour and impersonal tactics. To murder without feeling is psychopathic, to attack only from a distance, dishonourable. Sniper is a tactless brute that gives proper assassins like Spy a bad name. "You disgust me, filthy jar man!"
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lazypastry · 15 days
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This isn't the first time. Last year, the IDF would leave behind explosives disguised to look like toys (they did this in Lebanon as well)
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lazypastry · 15 days
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Been having a bad week so I drew some Kaiser in different fancy suspenders because of course! (And some bonus Joe and Don)
And another bonus with some Don and Hugger practice
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lazypastry · 15 days
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spectacular how he overcomes the situation
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lazypastry · 16 days
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Heres the MAP part I did for the Dr. Sunshine is Dead MAP!!! Was so much fun working with so many other skilled artists :) Link to the full video on YouTube below!
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lazypastry · 16 days
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lazypastry · 16 days
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I want to end it all.
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lazypastry · 18 days
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As I draw I’m reduced to watching the same game grumps compilations over and over again
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lazypastry · 18 days
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AUGHH The site update was sooooo good- It motivated me to finish something I've been wanting to do for a while now: tweak and redesign the RW AU designs!!
Looking at the old one it's crazy to see how far they've come, being around before the Halloween update-- idk it's fun to see, same w my art style changes!! <3
Linking the old just for comparison,,,,,
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lazypastry · 18 days
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JSHHSHSHDHDHE this notif jumpscared me (in a positive way)
Imma be real chief, didn't expect this to happen but I am truly honored and I heckin love this! I love how you really matched the energy of the bois! QwQ
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Made a comic dub out of @lazypastry's old comics hehehe
this is only part 1 so im sorry if this is low effort lol
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lazypastry · 19 days
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