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The choreography is INSANE! They flipped off that table 8 times a week? Alex had some guy backflip THAT CLOSE to his face 8 times a week? Live theater is insane, my dudes!

Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso perform “That Beautiful Sound”

Also note that I will be in constant pain trying to learn this dance number

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #betelgeuse #alex brightman #sophia anne caruso #lydia deetz #that beautiful sound #i’ve watched it so many times #please send help #bjtm #bjtmtmtm #seriously how did they not die? #theater folk are hardcore

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I See Your “Beetlejuice has Werewolf Energy” & Raise You “Beetlejuice is a Cat”

Has mastered the feline duality of “super aloof, DEFINITELY not attached to anyone” and “please don’t leave me, you’re my One True Person!”

Dogs can sometimes violate personal boundaries, but usually because they’re not aware of said personal boundaries. Cats KNOW about boundaries & CHOOSE to violate them whenever it’s convenient for them. Guess which one best describes Beetlejuice.

Dogs have the decency to look ashamed when they’re caught doing something naughty. Cats will stare you In The Eye as they shatter the urn with Grandma’s ashes. I have yet to meet a cat with any true sense of remorse.

This madman will ABSOULTELY run from one end of your house to the other at 3 am for no discernible reason. Even if you ask him, he’ll have no idea why he just did it.

This. Absolute cat energy right here. (Not sure if I linked it correctly, but it should be an Instagram clip of Justin Collette backstage during intermission kneeling & crying for Lydia, even when she walks onstage to see what he’s doing).

Also this.

I can’t explain it, but Beetlejuice looks like someone who would arch his back & hiss if someone tried to mess with him (or if someone sprayed him with a water bottle).

He also looks like he’d purr if someone scritched behind his ear or under his chin.

#beetlejuice the musical #bjtmtmtm #bjtm #please send help #I am obsessed with this horny trash goblin

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The BeetleRot Continues

So I’ve decided not to make any modifications to BeetlePlush. For one, he’s very clearly based on KeatonJuice. Even if I painted him with the beard & roots of the BroadwayJuice, his head shape is very clearly meant to be based on Keaton.

But guess who just HAPPENED to be at the mall the other day & saw this little cutie? Kinda wish there were two so I could have a Before & After, but I think this one will get the makeover.

One of the advantages of Funko Pops is how they ALL have the same head shape. The hairline is still clearly based more on KeatonJuice, but that’s why they invented clay. Might sand off the green spots of indeterminate nature (not sure if it’s mold, moss, or old vomit, and I’m afraid to ask), but I think this one can be made over pretty easily.

#beetlejuice the musical #bjtm #bjtmtmtm #beetlejuice movie #KeatonJuice #funko mini pop #I got tiny paintbrushes for Xmas and finally have something they can be used on

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Betelgeuse "Smash or Pass" Hierarchy

Movie!juice - Would reluctantly smash, even though he'll be gone in the morning.

Toon!juice - Would absolutely smash, gently, because he is baby.

Musical!juice - Would smash bareback, repeatedly, and hope for twins.

#beetlejuice #betelgeuse #beetlejuice cartoon #toonjuice #musicaljuice #moviejuice #tmi gang #beetlejuice the musical #bjtm #I wonder how the sequel will affect Keatonjuice’s standing

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I think these are all from different stages in the production process. Notice Lydia has white hair in the second photo, but she’s had black hair for Broadway & the tours. And the sixth photo is from the professional shoot they did to promote the show’s return after COVID - they might’ve decided to retool some of the makeup/costumes during the shutdown, or hired new makeup artists for one reason or another, or had to adjust how the makeup was applied due to Alex shaving his beard during the shut-down or something.

Ok is it just me, or has Alex Brightman's Beetlejuice hair and makeup NEVER looked the same way twice?

#alex brightman #beetlejuice #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice the broadway musical #betelgeuse

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Phee slander is not welcome on this blog.

#phee genoa #the bad batch #that phee hate post was something else #how dare a woman exist without catering to the emotions of the men around her #star wars #nothing but love for our liberator of ancient wonders #TBB

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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I made myself a Beetlejuice plushie!! Partly as a birthday gift to myself, but also so I can bring him with me to the final show in New York, ON MY BIRTHDAY.

#beetlejuice #bjtmtmtm #bjtm #Broadway Beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #plush #he’s too perfect! #it’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!

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Help I've fallen into an alex brightman hole years after the rest of theatre tumblr seemed to

#alex brightman #I blame Keith David #stupid sexy singing voice in Loser Baby #got me into Hazbin Hotel #from there into Helluva Boss #then I kept seeing recommendations for Beetlejuice #now I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole

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He is SO cat-coded!

Source

#lydiaaaaaa #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice tour #tourtlejuice #justinjuice #justin collette #justin!juice #collettejuice #lydia deetz #he’s so silly #and I think I love him #uh oh

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Oh no I made him too cute

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice bway #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice broadway #bjtm #fanart #so here he is #bjtmtmtm #just the cutest little trash demon

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Oh, I’ve Got It BAD

I was at the mall, minding my own business, when THIS little stinker practically leapt off the shelf screaming “BUY ME!!”

And now I’m fighting the urge to customize him to make him look more like the BroadwayJuice than the KeatonJuice. Nothing against KeatonJuice, but KeatonJuice doesn’t play a ukulele or sing about his miserable afterlife.

But if I DO customize him, there’s only so much I can do. I can’t really change the shape of his head, or his body, and that green patch in the corner of his mouth that I’m afraid to identify (Mold? Old vomit? Herpes rash?) is non-negotiable. But there are a FEW tweaks I could make.

Comparing the bug boys side by side, it looks like BroadwayJuice has more defined facial hair, darker roots, and his suit is more distressed. It’s hard to tell if his skin is pinker or if it just pops a bit more since his suit isn’t quite so crisp.

Idk, any thoughts? Should I transform this innocent plush & wreak untold horrors on his fuzzy face, or let him be?

#beetlejuice #bjtm #bjtmtmtm #plush #why is this horny trash goblin taking over my life? #michael keaton #alex brightman #Beetlejuice musical

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Same. I’m always the last to a party.

guys i have a confession…

i JUST NOW. ON THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024. got into Beetlejuice the musical 🧍‍♂️

you guys have no idea how much more fucking annoying I’ve become oh my god

#yeah this is absolutely me #beetlejuice musical #every day i become more and more insufferable #and like i already loved alex brightman but like #he has truly bewitched me mind body and soul #im going insane #why must i always be late to everything #and you know i thought i was going to be normal about this #like sure i had been wanting to check it out for a while but i didn’t think it would affect me this much #so yeah

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#Beetlejuice #Michael Keaton #keatonjuice #movie Beetlejuice #poll #this is for science #inquiring minds want to know #wonder if the sequel will provide him with a backstory