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Universities love to make their websites a fucking maze

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Hatless Cypher

♻️ Reblog to slap his bald-ass head

❤ Like to slap his bald-ass head

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Favorite character: *exists*

Me:

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unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday

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waking up on a thursday be like

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They need to stop changing the layout of tumblr mobile before I commit an act of violence

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merry christmas

to you and especially...

to anyone who doesn’t have a home to go to,

to anyone who couldn’t afford presents,

to anyone who is missing a loved one,

to anyone who wishes they had more to be thankful for,

to anyone who feels completely alone,

to anyone who doesn’t know how to feel on the holidays.

i wish you a beautiful day that reminds you of the spirit of giving and loving and finding peace.

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#you can’t fool me #I knew he was a king from the start

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Soccer Dad Gettin His

#this popped up on my homepage while I’m sitting at a Hyundai dealership #I wonder which salesman is gonna bust it down like this

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the post below is fucking incinerated. sorry

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hey guys i jus-AAAAA 🔥 AAAAAAAA🔥🔥AAA 🔥 🔥 A 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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new instrument idea

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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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Holy shit.

#technoblade #rest in peace