insert obligatory "if i had a nickel for every time my favorite character on an amazon original tv show was a snake demon, I'd have two nickels. which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice." joke here
girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual
I want a bad recipe embedded on my tombstone. I want people to be confused with the recipe and try to make it. I want it to turn out horrible and for them to be confused why my gravestone recipe is inedible. I will cackle beyond the grave at them trying to recreate my dish and failing to make anything edible. My final prank.