lesbeansimpzombie

[lesbeansimpzombie]

A sentient AI falls in love with a minimum-wage retail worker and decides the best way to make them happy is to “fix” society for them.

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: Am I an Alcina apologist? Not necessarily. Explainer? Perhaps. Understander? Intimately. Enjoyer? Greatly. Sexualizer? Frequently.

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Alcina: How would you like your coffee?

Y/N: As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Alcina*shouting to someone behind the counter*: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #reader #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!🥳🎉🥳🎉

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Alcina: Hi.

*Y/N melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: Are you trying to seduce me?

Alcina: Why, are you seducible?

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Alcina: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/N: I wrote you a poem.

Alcina*already crying*: You did?

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #lady dimitrescu x y/n #house dimitrescu #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: I make out with Alcina? She's fine. I kiss her on the nose? She's a mess.

Y/N: I slap her ass? Doesn't care. But if I hold her hand and kiss her knuckles? She's inconsolable.

Y/N: Why does simple affection break her? I do not know.

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: I-I think I’m in love with you.

Alcina*angry*: What do you mean you think? I’m a god damn miracle. You should know you’re in love with me.

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N*texting Daniela*: Alcina, who’s asleep, just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”.

Daniela: The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n #daniela dimitrescu

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Hey guys. I need your help. So I'm writing a story and I can't decide if the villain should be a human or a mutant. And if I make them a mutant, what would be their power or ability?

Please help me

#writer things #writing #decisions #prompts

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: Alcina and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush

Alcina: We what?

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: When I was your age-

Alcina*mocking Y/N*: When I was your height.

Y/N: …

Y/N: Listen here you little shit-

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Alcina: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Alcina: But you’re always acting stupid? Around me at least.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Alcina:

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N: Alcina, you love me, right?

Alcina: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n

[lesbeansimpzombie]

Y/N*leaning over to Alcina*: Alcina has no idea I'm drunk

Alcina*shocked*: You're drunk?!

Y/N: Oh, sorry!

Y/N*leaning over to Karl*: Alcina has no idea I'm drunk

#resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #re8 #house dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu x reader #y/n #i am y/n #karl heisenberg