lesbian-deadpool
lesbian-deadpool
And I Killed Sparky Too!
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Tony: Raise your hand if you like me. 
Steve: And if I don't like you?
Tony: Then honestly, you need to raise your standards.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Bruce: Natasha, how many boyfriends have you had? 
Natasha: None that mean anything to me. 
Bruce: I guess I'm the first. 
Natasha, remembering having a sex with Y/N the other night: Yeah...
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Tony: Boobytrap spelt backwards is Partyboob...
Steve: Please, stop-
Y/N: No, now I'm interested.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Genie: You have twenty-six wishes. 
Tony: Isn't it normally three?
Genie: Yeah but... you have a lot going on.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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Yelena: I know how much you hate being wrong-
Natasha: Wouldn't know. I'm not familiar with the sensation.
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
go to sleep. idc what time it is
It's 3PM and I already slept last night... so, no lol
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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... this a kink of yours?
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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Uh, hi Kiwi.
What's this for? Lol
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
Have you seen the girl on tiktok who looks just like Scarlett Johansson. Her username is @kate_johansson
Yeah, I have.
It's weird bc she looks a lot like Scarlett, but at the same time doesn't y'know?
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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I love her.
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#natasha romanoff: master assassin super spy avenger
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
so uh ur wifey posted a selfie and I’m here to humbly ask if you’d consider divorcing her becuz give the rest of us a chance 😳
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No.
@missmonsters2
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 days ago
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Natasha: I know what we're gonna do. We're gonna find out where he lives, we're gonna drive to his house, we're gonna set it on fire and watch it burn!  
Steve: Natasha, we can't do that!
Yelena: What do you mean? Yes, we can.
Y/N: I agree.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
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Tony: How drunk was I last night?
Y/N: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
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Natasha: Are we friends again?
Yelena: No.
Natasha: 
Yelena: 
Yelena: We're sisters.
Natasha: That was terrifying! Don't pause like that!
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
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Peter: What's nostalgia?
Y/N: It's when you miss something that's really old. 
(Later)
Steve: I'm back. 
Natasha: Hey! We missed you!
Peter, whispering to Y/N: Nostalgia.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
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Wanda: I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED YOU! YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! 
Carol: WELL, IM NOT THE ONE WHO CHEATED! 
Wanda: YOU CHEATED FIRST. YOU... YOU CHEATER! 
Y/N: I think we're done with UNO for tonight.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 days ago
omg pregnant!nat having huge mood swings and not being used to it/struggling to keep them in check and she just keeps getting frustrated and that frustration often turns to tears which makes her More frustrated and the only place that calms her is in readers arms:’(
All you hear is groans and angered huffs from the kitchen. It pulling your attention from the game you were playing on the living room TV.
"You okay in there, honey?!"
It was silent for a few moments before Natasha called back, "No! I can't open this fucking jar!"
You released a breath, a smile on your face, as you rose to your feet.
"Okay, I'm here." You stopped in your tracks in the doorway of the of the kitchen, noticing the tears welling up in her eyes. "Sweetie, are you okay?"
"No!" she yelled in frustration, "I can't get the lid off of the jar, and now I'm crying over it, like some child. And I-"
You stopped her midway through her ranting, by pulling her into your chest. Wrapping her arms around the small Russian. But not before taking the jar from her hands, and placing it upon the counter-top beside you both.
"It's okay, honey. It's just your hormones and shit affecting you-"
"They suck!" Natasha yelled into your chest, the loud nose muffled.
"I know they do." You nodded along. "But they're all natural. And hey, fuck that jar."
The red-head let off a little laugh into your chest and that's when you smiled, knowing you had finally started to make her feel a little better.
Rocking her side to side in a comforting motion, you asked her, "Do ya' want me to open the jar for you?"
She nodded, a small confirming noise coming from her.
"And if I can't get it open, we can just smash it on the ground and see if that works."
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