lesbian-deadpool
lesbian-deadpool
That's Deadpool. That's his face. Oh, Cool! Happy Halloween!
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lesbian-deadpool · 3 hours ago
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Natasha, tied up, listening to an enemy talk for a long time: Is this the torture? Because you’re boring me to death.
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lesbian-deadpool · 7 hours ago
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Loki, finishing a story: And then Thor said, “why can’t I be pretty like you?”
Thor: This isn’t even close to how it happened.
Loki: It’s how I remember it.
Thor: Yeah, cause you’re demented!
Loki, flattered: Oh, so you think I’m pretty AND demented?
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lesbian-deadpool · 11 hours ago
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Natasha, watching Yelena put on handfuls of face cream: Oh my, God, that’s so much lotion.
Yelena: With the amount I drink, I have to put the hydration back on.
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lesbian-deadpool · 15 hours ago
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Natasha: Who has two thumbs and likes to kiss nerds?
Y/N:
Natasha:
Y/N: What-?
Natasha: Ding-ding, nerd! You’re right, the answer is me! Your prize is a kiss! C’mere-
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lesbian-deadpool · 18 hours ago
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I would like to request a change, bc you're wrong lmao
cym as scarlett characters?
Have only seen so many movies, so forgive me if you're not on the list.
Natasha Romanoff (MCU) - @quietlyimplode (You can definitely kick my ass, you actually like Clint, you have lots of useful knowledge)
Charlotte (Lost in Translation) @mindofwesley, (well, you know why <3)
Rosie (Jojo Rabbit) @romeo-the-cactus (would fight nazis with leaflets, pls don’t die.)
Nicole (Marriage Story) @tquick99 (I very much support you moving to California and living your best life <3)
Samantha (Her) @lostandsearching (this is a not so subtle hint to call me more)
Lucy (Lucy) @wandavixen (I live in fear of your future nights out. I experienced similar stress watching this movie.)
Jess (Rough Night ) @reminiscingtonight (bc chaotic scenes with people from college)
Barbara (Don Jon) @writers-shitpost (bc you’re also a bottom. For real though, tell me you wouldn’t develop narcissism just by looking at yourself in the mirror.)
Kelly (We Bought a Zoo) @bisexual-chupacabra (you’d also have that many snakes, and many wild animals basically as pets.)
Jordan (The Island) @alwaysmarveling (very sweet but would rebel if needed.)
Molly (Chef) @honeyedtulips (you have inspiring passion!)
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lesbian-deadpool · 19 hours ago
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Fury: When I die, please give person Carol my regards.
Y/N: What should I tell them?
Fury: Regards.
(Bonus)
Y/N: You can tell they’re your best friend.
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lesbian-deadpool · 23 hours ago
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Natasha: What should I be for Halloween? 
Bruce: My girlfriend. 
Natasha: Thanks! I can't think of anything scarier.
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lesbian-deadpool · a day ago
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Thor: I just was believing what I wanted to.
Y/N: I’ve been there, dude. For me it was leprechauns.
Thor: Are you seriously comparing what I am going through to the time you found out leprechauns aren’t real?
Y/N: Leprechauns aren’t real?!
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lesbian-deadpool · a day ago
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Yelena: Old man insults are wild.
Yelena: “Slut”, “whore”, “dumb bitch”.
Yelena: Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord.
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lesbian-deadpool · a day ago
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Clint: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Wanda: Be careful around Natasha, she can convince you of anything.
Peter: I heard her super talent is manipulation.
Tony: Like a real Black Widow, she reels you in before she strikes.
Y/N: She’s so nice, I like her a lot.
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lesbian-deadpool · a day ago
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Bruce: You’re so bad at math, Natasha.
Natasha: I went to public school in Ohio. They told us dinosaurs went extinct because an asteroid turned them all gay.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Hi, I just realised something the reason you may not be seeing my NSFW blog, is bc I probably blocked you, bc you don’t have an age in your bio. So, that’s where the issue probably is.
@moommy-milkers​
Just wondering what happened to your smut acc
Uh, it still exists and is up and running lol
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Just wondering what happened to your smut acc
Uh, it still exists and is up and running lol
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Tony: I’m sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.
Y/N: You didn’t have a happy childhood?
Tony: My favourite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Do you have any new Pregnant!Nat x Reader incorrect quotes by any chance?
I remember queueing one up, which was a submission, and I have found a few more, but still need to make them.
They're very hard to come by lol
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