Sydney. Fandom persona non grata, Midwestern menace, Good Movies Lesbian, Sweet Smell of Success Scholar, collector of shitty old gay bitches, and Alex Benedict apologist. I've forgotten more about movies than you'll ever remember. If you get weird on my posts you'll be blocked.
"you're not jesus you're the devil tempting good people in the desert"
"you just have great old lesbian vibes i guess"
"you single-handedly made columbo gay"
"her aesthetic is i'm gay and i'm old don't fuck with me"
"the rate at which sydney gets good ideas would kill a regular human being"
bad letterboxd reviews @ elainemays
kinda in my sidney falco era rn with all the bullshit happening at work and what’s worse is that i’m not even having deeply unsatisfying gay sex with burt lancaster!!!!!!!
today in wife chat my beautiful beloved partner in life saw my post about tig and her wife having different taste in men and is now flaming me over my questionable taste in men 😭
today in wife chat my beautiful beloved partner in life saw my post about tig and her wife having different taste in men and is now flaming me over my questionable taste in men 😭
thinking about how gen z people online love to pat themselves on the back for being so media savvy and having learned soooo much from the way people like britney spears and anne hathaway and pam anderson were treated by the media and public during their day and then turn around and take part in the same kind of gleeful mass spectacles tearing apart women like amber heard and rachel zegler and like, forcing kate middleton to reveal her cancer diagnosis. and in each of these cases, when someone with power says “hey this is really fucked up,” the reaction is to… spin and blame their behavior on other people? “depp had a bot army,” “the palace publicity messed up!!!” yes but in every instance, YOU were the one making the choice to participate. at any moment you could’ve put your phone down and said “this feels morally wrong, i’m not going to do this.” but you didn’t, did you? we have free will to conduct ourselves better or worse in these situations and i’m sorry but there’s really no one you can blame for your choices