i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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PENCIL SHARPERNER CITY!!
which is definitely NOT completely raided and destroyed <33
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Due to the Unfortunate!
We are deeply out of Onions!
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I like when Jerma goes "you guys are FUCKED" then immediately starts putting on chapstick. He's like those pretty ladies filing their nails and judging people to me
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If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
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wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM ???!1?!?!!?
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Jerma's chat
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happy birthday from me jeremy!
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