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lesbianshepard · an hour ago
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people on this site will make the biggest scene whenever any of the crystal gems has the tiniest flaw but i don’t see ANYBODY talking about all of the innocent people steven callously stabs per episode ..? :/
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lesbianshepard · 3 hours ago
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we should argue about something really stupid like can trans men say the word bitch
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lesbianshepard · 5 hours ago
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lesbianshepard · 6 hours ago
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It's my favorite thing in the world when villains are written too well and it like crosses the line from "realistic motivation" to "wait why are we supposed to disagree with them again?" It's so fun when the evil girlies are right they're just also killing people about it
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lesbianshepard · 8 hours ago
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lesbianshepard · 12 hours ago
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lesbianshepard · 14 hours ago
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murder trial where the opposing lawyers start passionately making out mid-argument
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lesbianshepard · 16 hours ago
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before i had gotten close with ex-catholics i was under the assumption that "catholic guilt" was mostly about sex, or serious topics.
but i was naïve. it's apparently about every positive experience. enjoying a meal? you're so lucky, children are starving. spending your day off cosy in bed? wow, so selfish, homeless people are freezing to death.
every former or present catholic i've met has a very obvious anxiety disorder and it's so painfully not a coincidence.
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lesbianshepard · 18 hours ago
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<|:) wizard
<\:) the cooler wizard
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lesbianshepard · 19 hours ago
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Yeah you think you’re a twink? 🤨 where’s your plasma cannon?
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lesbianshepard · 21 hours ago
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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal
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More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.
Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.
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The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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transgender clowns taking jesterdiol
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief
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lesbianshepard · a day ago
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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