*Watches “Ratatouille (2007) Best Scenes” on YouTube because time management is also one of my problems*
*Watches Ratatouille again instead of dealing with my problems*
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It’s official—I made a bumble bff account to see if I can make friends as an adult.
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Me after setting a timer on my podcast so it stops when I fall asleep:
Me:
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Oh look, my ex texted me again
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Me when a girl starts flirting with me:
Me a week later:
Her:
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hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
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When I tell my friends I actually asked a girl out
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Me when someone consistently texts me back and appears to be interested in me:
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My therapist: This is your anxiety level..
Me:
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Me calling my sister to walk her through a conversation I just had to check if I sounded weird:
My sister:
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Me when I just start talking to someone and I’m trying decide between “good night” or “good night :)”
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People do not value this enough. I’ve never been late to work and I’m 15 minutes early to everything. Never let anyone make you feel like a loser for caring and being responsible.
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Me when people show up late to my zoom meetings:
Me showing up late to zoom meetings:
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Me: Okay I’m finally going to get some work done
My brain after 5 minutes of trying to work on my paper:
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I just go on tumblr to find content and make jokes that help me cope with depression and anxiety. We all know that social media is toxic, but I really wanted Tumblr to be the exception. I wanted Tumblr to be a place I could go for a laugh or something to make my day slightly less painful. If I wanted to be in a competitive environment with people who try to make you feel bad about yourself I’d just use Instagram. That’s enough social media for today.
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