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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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I FUCKING KILL YOU STIMBOARD 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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what the actual fuck

we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit

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wilson is so intriguing as a character bc at first u think he’s pathetic for putting up with house, then u realize he actually gets off on their dynamic psychosexual style

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your movie reviews are soo well written and interesting. they've got me crushing on u a little ngl

i’m glad to be in the one place on earth where it’s even possible to seduce people with unedited 250-word film reviews

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Just cut the tip of my tongue on a shard of the lollipop i was eating, like some sort of willy wonka saw trap

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

#we should kill elon musk with hammers

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#what the night brings

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great job team

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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influencers name their kids in a way that makes me say. that is a name for a horse or a championship dog. not a human baby.