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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty
mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol
mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]
mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming
mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god
mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....
mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities
mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday
mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄
mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO
mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album
mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats
mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....
mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it
mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan
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OH OH OH not that really anyone will see this but MY POEM WON A CONTEST AT MY SCHOOL AND ITS GETTING PUBLISHED AND IM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY I CANT BELIEVE IT
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taylor swift has recently been active on tumblr (not necessarily posting but still active) and personally, i am begging for her to come back and just post the most random things I need more “no it’s becky” and “stars do you like dem” i need these things
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baby, we’re the new romantics
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Don't worry rwrb film, you're safe with me
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not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.
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stop what you're doing rn and reblog this like your life depends on it
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CAN WE TALK about the,
“Can he ever belong to somebody else?”
“Only momentarily.”
Because not only is it tragic, but it's Henry letting Alex know that for as long as they have before they're pulled apart again, Henry is HIS.
It's such a book Henry moment like you don't understand. It fits so well with the moment in the book when Henry says,
“When have I EVER, since the first instant i TOUCHED YOU, pretened to be anything less than in love with you?”
And it's so tragic and so beautiful because he doesn't think that Alex will ever love him back but knows that he has been Alex's since the very first moment they met in 2016 but is so sure that it'll always be unrequited. Meanwhile, Alex is falling so far in love with henry that it scares him. AND I'M GONNA CRY.
#don't touch me #I'm sobbing
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putting this out there before this weekend. if it happens and you don’t hear from me please don’t question it
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huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.
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this was the only thing i thought about during his conversation with barbie
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Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.
If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.
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Certain People: THE BARBIE MOVIE IS ANTI-MEN
anyone who actually paid attention: the Barbie movie is about how both matriarchy and patriarchy are damaging to people and that no one will be happy as long as people feel unequal and you shouldn’t base your happiness on once person and you shouldn’t force your feelings on another person, especially if they’ve told you that they’re not interested in you. In this essay I will
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