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Mary: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Samson: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Helen: Dad taught me to always think through my actions.

Helen: so if i smack you, rest assured i have thought through and am confident in my actions.

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Mary: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way I am just going to bite you like a rat! Thank you for understanding!

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Frank: I'm sorry

Mills: For what?

Frank:

Frank: Uh, don't go into the kitchen.

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Mr. Bennett: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY AT CAMP doesn't mean you have to ruin MY experience!!!

Philip: I fell down a CLIFF, and got attacked by BEARS!

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Samson: Why are you on the floor?

Philip: I'm depressed.

Philip: Also I was stabbed, can you get Anne, please?

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Lettie: I think we're missing something.

Samson: Teamwork?

Frank: Cohesion?

Anne: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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PT @ Philip: So do you wanna stop to spit on your dad's grave or should we just head on back?

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Lettie: What are they doing?

WD: PT is having an existential crisis, and Philip is just having a crisis.

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Anne: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

WD: The car takes a screenshot.

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Anne: We need a distraction.

Samson: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Charles: My time has come.

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Mills: Hey, wanna see a butterfly?

Mills: [chucks a stick of butter across the room]

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Walter: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Samson: Aren't you supposed to jump over hurdles?

Walter: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Philip: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar can do it so much faster.

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Lettie: Do you take constructive criticism?

PT: I only take cash or credit.

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P.T: Anne got into a fight.

WD: That's bad.

WD:

WD: Did she win?

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WD: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this one

Anne: *cocks gun* manslaughter it is.

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