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Tonathan my friend Tonathan

#naddpod

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So the themes of this season seems to be:

"Daddy" (in various contexts)

God

Time Loops

Unhealthy Relationships

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#unreality

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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drew ralsei with a sword again

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girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all

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This season was going too well so Carrie's gotta make us meet our quota for mishaps

Carrie the Musical is cursed I've decided

#we would've made the show too good for it's reputation

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I guess egg on my face for wanting something.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high

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So how about 'Dawn of Justice'???

#dimension 20 #fantasy high

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Carrie the Musical is cursed I've decided

#this rehearsal process has been. a lot #we open tomorrow and we had to hold rehearsal for like an hour because the light board decided not to work #we could have been done with the show by now #instead we're about 3/4 of the way through the first act #amd then there's. everything else that has happened since rehearsals started #i won't go into detail rn

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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

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Good morning to doomed people only

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Low budget edit on what it was like watching the new episode of Game Changer before bed

#game changer

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Its 3am

You've awoken suddenly to the faint sound of music

You cant move anything but your eyes as the sleep paralysis set in

In the dark corner of your room you see a vague humanoid shape moving along with the music

The music gets louder as the figure gets closer

Its Sam Reich

He's doing the Wenis

#game changer

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When I tell you I lost my shit when the camera panned over to Mike Trapp with a ladder—

His EXPRESSIONS good God…

#game changer

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I’m so glad there are people in the Game Changer tag sufficiently obsessed with this show that they’re now building red string board conspiracy theories about how our beloved host Sam Reich might be possessed by the spirit of his (entirely fictional) evil ancestor Sam Dalton from the escape room episode. Normally I’d say that the evidence presented so far isn’t enough to beat the fact that they’ve never done some sort of “season arc” like that, much less a multi-season arc, and shown no sign of intending to do so—but on Game Changer, “they’ve never done something like that before and shown no sign of intending to do so” is EXACTLY why they would do something!

Incredible show. It’s mere existence is an ongoing experimental art performance. It’s also possible, of course, that instead of being possessed, Sam Reich has simply been replaced by his evil ancestor Sam Dalton, and is locked in a closet somewhere on set.

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