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HELLTAKER!!

#this always goes hard

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That smoking Sailor Uranus pic but it’s Levi in his Ruri-Chan cosplay instead

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I'm convinced that Asmo spends a LOT of time in class flirting with MC from across the room

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Ok what if Asmo's demon form was more based on that depiction of him with three heads. You know the one I mean?

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"i should eat less" "i need to lose weight" that's the Evil speaking and you are making beel so sad

#he would look at you with the saddest wettest eyes

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mother dearest needs her ciggies

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(cw: sex / NSFW)

I like to imagine the Obey Me demons doing the reverse of human guys and trying to earn romance, dates, time with MC through good sex.

Details under cut.

You know a lot of human guys take someone out just hoping they'll get laid at the end of the night? Imagine demons sometimes doing the polar opposite: they're creatures that feed on feelings and conversation and as sexual and filthy as they can be, it's cute to imagine them trying to "earn" more spiritual intimacy by proving their sexual prowess.

So Diavolo eats MC out to the best of his ability hoping they'll stay later and talk with him through the night. Maybe he can convince them to sleepover if their legs are too wobbly to go home.

Lucifer inviting MC to another long night of fucking but what he's really hoping is that they'll stay and fall asleep on his chest if he pleases them enough, that he'll get to hold them through the night.

Satan stops in the middle of sex to ask MC if he can take them to dinner afterwards and spend time together, and MC is confused because doesn't that usually happen before the sex?

--and they realize that it's just the norm in the Devildom for males to try and impress their mates in the hopes that said person will stay afterwards and spend time with them. They crave affection and mental stimulation and hope that by pleasing their partner, they'll be rewarded with quality time after.

It takes a while for MC to catch on and they're quick to reassure the boys that they can just do those things--dinner, watching movies together, falling asleep together, can all be done without having to "please" or "impress" them. MC assures them that all they have to do is ask.

#ya I’ll integrate that into my canon

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Asmodeus should have had long hair you can't change my mind

#arf arf arf arf arf

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Watching Hazbin Hotel is so painful like anything it’s trying to do Obey Me’s already done it better.

#my girlfriend likes it so I have to watch it with her #obey me #obey me shall we date #om swd

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Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

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✨️ Friendly reminder that Mammon IS Lucifer's right hand. ✨️

Spoilers

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#love when they get serious

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Inspired by this post.

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Obey Me but Lucifer says “I'm about to give birth again” instead of “I'm angry”

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I'm convinced that Asmo spends a LOT of time in class flirting with MC from across the room

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There's something so funny to me about the fact that at least one of the sins is misinterpreted every single time that people write about them. Usually Lust or Gluttony.

Anyway, a short guide, for people who want to be more accurate. Or want to assign sins to themselves, I guess.

Pride isn't just confidence. It's putting yourself before others, believing you genuinely deserve more than them. Pride is Main Character Syndrome in its purest form.

Greed isn't just liking money - it's loving money, enough to hurt those around you without hesitation just to have more. Enough to even hurt yourself, if it's worth enough. Greed is the .01%.

Envy isn't just wanting what others have. It's hating others for having what you want, it's despair at the joy of others, it's wanting someone else's car even though yours is perfectly fine. Envy is stalking an influencer's pages, spitefully complaining that they don't deserve what they have. That it should be you.

Wrath isn't just anger. It's anger that canot be contained, it's hatred with no boundaries, it's an eye for an eye. Wrath is your local Karen screaming at a teenage cashier.

Lust isn't vanity - NOR is it inherently sexual! Lust is about desire. Lust is taking what you want (or, well, what you think you want) with no regard for the consequences of your actions. This one is gotten wrong by most churches, too, but that's because it's been repeatedly translated wrong. It is literally just about unchecked desire. Lust is that spoiled kid who throws a tantrum when they hear "no" for the first time.

Gluttony isn't just eating. It's overconsumption, to the detriment of yourself and others. It's drink, and drugs, and shopping, and gambling - it is the very thing that Greed most often targets to build itself up. Gluttony is the idea that, maybe, this cute new jacket will fill that void in your heart.

Sloth isn't laziness. Sloth is weaponized incompetence, it's manipulation, it's reaping what you did not sow. Sloth is that one kid in group projects who just signs their name.

#feels important to put here