currently into: qsmp, botw/totk;; They/them;; My fanworks (fic, art, etc) all have full blanket permission to use for your own transformative fanworks however you want! Just make sure to credit and show me;; Occasionally NSFW! Ao3 is Depths
the main premise of temeraire is what if they had dragons in the napoleonic wars. the secondary premise of temeraire is if you're an honourable naval captain with a strong sense of duty and justice that causes you to constantly threaten that honour with your deep-seated psychologically revealing righteous fury everyone will want to fuck you so bad it makes them look stupid including napoleon and the dragon.
@toriblayde ‘s Aiden Wayfare has been listening to the radio broadcast of baseball games, the Pfeiffer brothers, especially Emmet, being his favourite. So when one of Aiden’s coworkers goes to the games he brings him a souvenir.
Edit: Thanks so @rascalroadkill I now know that the og pose refernce image is from the comic Deadpool Too Soon #6
IMPORTANT REMINDER TO MY EUROPEAN FOLLOWERS AND OTHER TUMBLR DENIZENS FROM AN AMERICAN DESERT-DWELLER:
Climate change is a bitch and summer is coming. If you don’t already have an air conditioner and/or fans, NOW is the time to get them.
THINGS YOU SHOULD BE SHOPPING FOR NOW:
—clothes made of cotton or linen
—air conditioner
—fans
—frozen meals that can be cooked in the microwave
—potable bottled water; you want five days’ worth per person and pet in your household
—bottled fruit juices; it does not matter if these are sugar-added because you’ll want the electrolytes
—electrolyte drinks
—electrolyte pills (you can get these online, I get mine from Amazon)
—popsicle molds to use with fruit and juice
—ice cube trays
—nonperishable salty snacks like peanuts
—one charger brick per adult in case of rolling blackouts or power outages; charge these at the beginning of May, and drain them via use once a month if they’re not needed
YOUR TO-DO LIST:
—check your home’s HVAC system if you didn’t do it at the beginning of winter. Make sure all the filters are clean and replace them if needed
—check the seals on your sinks and bathtub in case you have to run water to handle shortages
—make and freeze meals you can cook in the microwave or simply defrost. Remember to select light summer fare, not hearty winter soups and gravies
—purchase and freeze lunch meats and cheeses you can defrost and use this summer for sandwiches when it’s hot
—assemble your check-in list: elderly, pregnant, disabled, and immunocompromised friends and relatives who may struggle to get things they need when the heat wave hits. Have this list posted and ready to go through daily once the heat gets high. DON’T JUST ASSUME YOU WILL REMEMBER. WRITE IT ALL DOWN.
—create a list of emergency contacts in case of fire, heat stroke, and other heat-related emergencies. This should include your local version of 911 (I think in most of Europe it’s 112, but don’t rely on me as an American, LOOK IT UP NOW before you need it), your doctor’s phone number, and two emergency contacts. Keep it in a place where it can be easily found if someone needs to make these calls on your behalf.
—ask your doctor for an additional prescription for any medications you take, and fill it now. Extreme heat can cause disruptions in the supply chain. Make sure you cycle these meds; that’s to say, always use your oldest bottle first so you don’t end up with expired meds in an emergency.
—stock your first-aid kit. If you don’t have one, now is a good time to make one.
—if you own a car, get your yearly maintenance done now. You don’t want to be dealing with an inoperable vehicle if you need to evacuate.
Staying safe this summer starts now. Get your prep done.
Ingo is straightening his damn back, Emmet is reteaching him how to hold himself as a public service worker again.
Alternative in shirtless because someone @toriblayde was disappointed the first version didn’t show as much anatomy as the sketch xD (i’m kidding of course. i had fun doing the alternative and i was thinking the exact same thing)
More Ingo in Hilda style because my crossover is taking shape. But only in my head. And yall only get fragments.
The short of it is, Ingo gets thrown too far into the future, ends up in Trolberg and lives in the forest outside the wall. He’s friends with the Bellkeeper and trades with the trolls.
Tubbo: Oh, cocks in ya! Oh, I didn’t think you were into that. Okay.
BBH: No. No.
Tubbo: Hm. Cocks in ya, I like it. I like it.
BBH: No. No.
Tubbo: I like how it looks. Hm. You know me I’m very big into cocks in ya.
BBH: (Speaking at the same time as Tubbo) Oh it’s kow-sheen-yuh. Coxinha.
Tubbo: Oh coxinha.
BBH: Coxinha.
Tubbo: Ohh. We were thinking of something- we were thinking of something very different. Farm me some OM’s for that. Holy shi- Holy god. Holy goodness.