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lexiewrites · 1 day
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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
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i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell
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lexiewrites · 1 day
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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lexiewrites · 1 day
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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lexiewrites · 1 day
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I miss when the big boat was stuck
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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Tough grizzled guy at the biker bar: "How I got these scars? Heh... that's a long story, kid" (scene fades into a montage of mundane household accidents: touching a hot pan, running into a door, slipping in the shower, cutting a bagel wrong, etc.)
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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I think people on EBT should be allowed to eat at a five star restaurant for completely free once a month minimum and I'm not joking. It should be a human right to have the roses not just the bread.
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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of all Riccardo Estli's compositions, I think his "Katya's Waltz" from the Goncharov score is one of his most beautiful
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Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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I mean that about sums it up
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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Do not turn on the sound
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lexiewrites · 2 days
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It's literally 3am, but I had a vision
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