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Vietnamese Animorphs 2018 rerelease covers

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Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.

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#I got top surgery about 2 years ago and I am still thrilled about it #my quality of life is absolutely improved #wheras my oral surgery at age 9 was bullshit and didnt even do what it waa supposed to do

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misha collins didn't "queerbait in real life" he did something significantly weirder

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*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

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the most harrowing animorphs book is the one where the animorphs, who are already child soldiers, are unknowingly forced to fight and kill alien children

yes, this happens

#i will reblog any post about animorphs there is no other piece of media that was as formative to my childhood as this

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I was Danny Phantom for Halloween! I think its hilarious that 80% of the Danny Phantom cosplayers I've seen online are transmasc. I think that's very sexy of us.

The hair gooo was somewhat effective but I think if I do this again I'll just buy a wig.

Made a Danny Phantom costume for Halloween.

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Made a Danny Phantom costume for Halloween.

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I need a vacation from interacting with clients.

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The problem with putting s’mores as a technical challenge is that baking your own s’more from scratch defeats the purpose of s’mores which is of course to spend ten minutes trying to get a crappy store bought marshmallow the perfect golden brown color before going “fuck it” and letting it catch fire then frantically putting it on a graham cracker with hershey’s chocolate before it falls off of the stick you found on the ground

#the concept of gormet or from scratch smores is absolutely nonsensical to me

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#yeah the thing with florida is that #north florida is closest to The South and has a lot of people who are Actually From Florida which is why North Florida is The South #but west and central florida have a huge number of transplants who moved here as adults from other states primarily in the northeast #which is why west florida acts like the northeast politically #and Miami is its own thing we dont go there simba

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Galaxy Quest (1999) (✚)

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cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

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is it just me? does anyone else do this?

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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

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I love this so much

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You shouldn’t say ****

girl give me a hint at least