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at the end of the day, its me and unhinged fictional women against the world

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For the FIRST time in HISTORY, there are NO male artists on the top 10 of Billboard Hot 100 as Taylor Swift occupies them all. Blondie really said fuck the patriarchy.

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crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive

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the mood is *mitski's sigh at the beginning of me and my husband* *phoebe bridgers screaming at the end of i know the end*

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4 a.m and realizing that you spent all your teenage years in your room, doing nothing but reading and writing-and you are not even good at it-, drinking coffe and going to social media all the time, throwing away all the possibilities of new friendships, opportunities, party's and other fun teenage stuff in general while seeing the funny shit that all your classmates do in their insta stories is the most depressing and empty feeling ever.

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Romantic love gets dissed a lot. But sometimes doesn't it seem to be the perfect thing when two people despite all odds really do love one another, regardless of the numerous faults that they both no doubt contain. That no matter what, when you go back home that person will be there, no matter how bad your day or what the world is going through. Isn't it nice to have someone to rely on and also kiss at times?

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This week is Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week ! Or aro week for short

If you didn’t know, I’m aroace ✨

If you have any questions, I’ll gladly answer them !

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My bio said “retired from sad, new career in business” and what even- 😭

#mitski #puberty #be the cowboy #retired from sad new career in business #nobody #your best american girl #i bet on losing dogs

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MY STUPID FUCKING CAT JUST PUT HER FOOT IN MY MASHEDD POTATOEOS

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what if we were at blue diner and I reached across the table to hold your hand what if I haven’t told anyone just like we promised have you what if every time I drive through the city where you’re from I squeeze a little what if I take coffee and anything you wanna give me what if I love you or loved you or something in between

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i know it's all been said before but it's actually baffling and unsettling how mitski just gets literally Every Single aspect of my life. every specific thought or feeling or emotion i've had or situation i've been in she's already somehow vocalized it in songs or tweets or interviews........i mean it when i say she scares me

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why are people still having kids??? why would u wish the misery that is life upon someone??? you have been thru that shit man just dont-

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The Good Doctor In a Nutshell.

Patient: I have an in-grown toenail.

Doctor: It's a tumour. You have six months. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-1 now!

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Patient: I fell off my bike.

Doctor: It's a tumour. You have days. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-2 now!

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Patient: I have a rash

Doctor: It was a tumour. You are actually dead. May we use a kidney? Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-3 now!

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Janitor: Excuse me while I just clean this window...

Janitor: *cough*

Doctor: It's time to get your affairs in order. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-4 now!

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Doctor: Ok, so the bad news is that you need cardiothoracic, neuro, orthopaedic, otolaryngology and plastic surgery. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-5 now!

Patient: Wait...and the good news??

Doctor: Dr Melendez can do all of these surgeries simultaneously today while also discussing Dr Murphy's sex life.

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jake peralta 🤝 jake gyllenhaal

legally should stay away

from taylor

#redtv #red #red Taylor's version #brooklyn 99 #jake Peralta #jake gyllenhaal #taylor swift #all too well #b99

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i know people care about what details it gives about taylor/jake but i love the fictionalised element to it. like taylor being a successful storyteller but as an author not a singer and having red hair to match sadie instead of sadie being made to look like her. i feel like it sort of removes it from being just like celebrity breakup gossip and elevates it into this epic tragic love story. obviously we all know the inspiration but it really stands on its own as a work of art. like i wasn’t watching it thinking “oh this is the story of a taylor swift breakup” i was just watching a short film about love and heartbreak and coming of age.

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cant believe women are expected to like cook and birth entire children and be professional workers and fit a beauty standard. like i am not going to do any of that lol

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I put two slow dancers over this scene and now I’m sobbing