I've listened to enough NADDPOD to be concerned that this mechanic is a gnome...
im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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Hello friends, I'll be trying my luck here. Here's a lucky black cat to start with!!
->PRINT
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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““Sänk ju for trävelling wis Zemnian Teleportäjschn Mägic.””
— - Caleb Widogast, Zemnian Wizard and Conjuration Conductor
(via nott-shy)
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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Illustration by Eileen Mayo for Best Cat Stories, edited by Michael Joseph, 1952.
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery
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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN
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