If you're reading this...
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
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Arthur Returns AU where the he and the knights come back in reverse order of death (Leon or Percival, Arthur and Gwaine, Elyan, Lancelot). But no one is expecting Lancelot to return, since he was already resurrected as a shade. So Merlin made sure to be on the lake on the days he knew people were coming but no one was there for Lancelot because no one expected him to come. They might not even be in the country because they wanted to get started on fighting right away and only find out because poor Lancelot is on the news
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I've been listening to Like Morning Follows Night again
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i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something
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My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:
Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool
Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
Clean as you go
If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices
If anyone wants to add, please do
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when you're some rando from Atlas and you had to pick up your scroll from the repair shop but then the Devil (who is real) flies in on a whale and everyone gets mauled for a while until the whale explodes and also you had satellite TV again for like a minute but all that was on was a girl telling you magic is real and then a blonde kid materialises out of a glowing door and tells you you're going to Sand Hell because the only home you've ever known is gonna be gone in like twenty minutes but then before you can cross the crazy magic OSHA violation some pirate bitch explodes you off and now you're on a tropical island and you're not dressed for it and then you see the girl from the Magic is Real PSA holding some girl in pink under the water until the bubbles stop but that's none of your business and you're officially numb and you still haven't picked up your scroll
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Happy pride month 2021 guys! 🌈
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twitter refugee here…. what is the penis smp 😭? i’ve seen it mentioned but i still have no idea what it is. could you maybe explain? or link some posts that explain it? does it have official lore??? who are the characters? why is the art so good 😅😅😅
uhhhh well you see. it’s a little bit hard to explain
but basically, a few weeks ago-ish, someone made an anti-mcytblr post. this is the post:
some MCYT fans reblogged it in an ironic way, to be like, “haha look at this, yeah we do look kind of stupid”
and then inniter made this post as a reference to it:
so then, once inniter opened the floodgates, more and more people started to make funny references to that original anti-mcytblr post.
eventually what happened is people would get into full on fake arguments, all of us posting satire pretending to act like twitter users who were defending their faves. people starting writing analysis and meta and making shitposts… all about these minecraft youtubers who do not even exist.
someone proposed skins for the imaginary youtubers:
and immediately, fanart began to take off.
people started making comics and art and full-on character analysis, just making up what was “canon” as they went. there wasn’t official lore, but admiral_anus and milfboss were both fan favorites. i don’t remember who made milfboss, but her skin was a catmaid and art of her was on the front page of tumblr.
one thing led to another, and the tag “penis SMP” was trending at the highest spot on tumblr for nearly 24 hours.
i wish i was joking.
anyway that’s the story of penis smp— there’s a lot of other characters and storylines that got made up, and im sure you can find posts about them under the “penis smp” tag.
but yeah, it was crazy.
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Not that anyone genuinely cares, but I wanna say it away because I’m super happy! My name change was approved!!!
I didn’t think this would happen because I changed my name in 2019, and, unless you’re going back to the original, you’re not allowed to change it again for another 10-15 years. Unless you have a good reason, that is.
The first time I changed my name, I kept my dead name in there in hopes that my parents wouldn’t get too angry, but now I’ve removed it completely and I’m so excited!
Happy pride month!!!!
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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb
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I'll see you in hell (seductive)
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Here's a flower for anyone who has been struggling but continues to keep fighting: 🌻
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If someone with a chronic illness tells you they can’t do something without serious repercussions (severe pain, fatigue, sickness etc.) that means they CAN’T do it. it doesn’t mean they should just push themselves or they just do it that once or maybe just give it a go. if a chronically ill person cannot do something without hurting themselves then please just accept that they can’t and should not do it. support them, listen to them and don’t coerce them into doing the thing that WILL cause them harm.
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pride month family picture <3
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I'm getting so tired of Anime dudebros who just refuse to accept any canon representation they see.
It absolutely boggles my mind how in Hunter x Hunter, Togashi can give us not one but two canonically Trans characters and I'll still see some fucking dipshit dudebro on YouTube or Twitter debating about the character's Gender. LGBT rep can be pretty scarce, especially in Japan, so it's infinitely frustrating to see people just deny canon because of their own bigotry.
Like, Alluka is consistently referred to as she/her and baby sister or little sister by Killua, the only member of the family who actually loves and respects her, while the other members of the Zoldyck family, who see her as a curse and as an object, refer to her as "him" or "it" and these idiots still wonder what her gender is???
Gee, I dunno guys, maybe we shouldn't be listening to her abusive shitty family and instead believe Killua when he says she's a girl because he's the only one who actually gives a shit about Alluka.
Then there's Kite, who was resurrected into a younger female body. Despite constantly referring to himself with Male pronouns despite his appearance, people still somehow refer to him as a girl? Him changing bodies didn't magically change his gender identity, he still very clearly sees himself as a man, especially because he retains all of his previous memories from before he was reincarnated.
It's just insanely frustrating seeing how common and casual Transphobia is and how people just refuse to even allow our fictional representation to exist -_-
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rb to give the person you reblogged from a really cool knife
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do you support the war in vietnam?
ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog
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