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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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This magazine is a gorgeous collection of queer fantasy and such, and I happen to appear in their spring issue!

'a love story in stolen items' is a flash piece about some genderfucky sapphic thieves, because i am who i am.

If you're in need of some queer joy today, go check the whole issue out.

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Just thinkin’ up there, huh?

#bluey #the pause heard round the world

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

#all i want is a trans woman to share a cuban with

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ew! get away from that disgusting pervert! they have a shame/humiliation kink!

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The Fallout TV show is incredibly unfaithful to the games. It should have started with a 20 minute sequence where Lucy's facial features morph and her hairstyle changes, followed by a tutorial section where she learns how to crouch.

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

#mailfighter is outdated it's personfighter now

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i come out of a movie theater shaking and scared and someone asks me what horror movie i saw and i tell them it was a porno where a couple has sex in the shower but there wasn't a no-slip mat

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

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maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

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new contender for best community note of all time

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.