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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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this felt appropriate

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Buck waking up in a cold sweat: OH MY GOD THAT HOT FIREFIGHTER FROM TEXAS DURING THE WILDFIRES THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM. OH MY GOD I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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Tommy: I’m morosexual. I’m attracted to morons exclusively.

Buck: I think this is an open line.

Buck: That should be our motto. Who cares!

Buck: I’m an ally.

Tommy, taking off his Henley: Evan, you’re so fucking stupid-

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#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

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You can’t win as a woman in fiction. Be too positive, you become a Mary Sue, have flaws and those flaws are why almost nobody likes you. Be moderate, you have wet-cabbage personality, be exuberant, you are an unrealistic example. Have strong morals, and you’re badly developed, be morally corrupt and you’re hated with such vigour fans will send hate mail to the actress who plays the character. Be kind and soft and in love, you’re a representation of sexism, be cruel, harsh and cold and you’re just a bitch. Be a complex, realistic, ambiguous character, and either your flaws or your positive traits will be ignored or blown out of proportion and into oblivion. There is no winning for female characters.

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for Buddie who fell first and who fell harder

or who did both

Buck fell first but Eddie fell harder

#ask answered #mutuals

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nothing will honestly be funnier to me than buck’s biggest problem about the date with Tommy is that he lied to Eddie about it

Literally not a thought in his head that doesn’t have to do with Eddie

#ask answered #mutuals

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@tessherongraystairs At least his first date with Eddie wasn’t that bad 😭😭😭

EVAN BUCKLEY + the curse of first dates

#i mean it was a poker tournament that he got banned from #but still

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How does it feel to be 18👀

The same as it did to be 17 honestly, but a lot more free definitely

I mean, I get to lord it over my cousins that I am now an adult and that means I have more authority than ever-

#ask answered #mutuals

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Matthew Fairchild

This is either heronchild or oscar's ghostwriter idk

RIP Matthew Fairchild you would’ve loved Hazbin Hotel and Angel Dust

#ask answered #mutuals

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Eddie was just there to call out his baby daddy for being a deadbeat 💀

roommate is telling me about 911. what do you mean they got divorced in a trader joe’s

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@tessherongraystairs

roommate is telling me about 911. what do you mean they got divorced in a trader joe’s

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Tommy was like “me? really? I mean that’s cool, you’re cute, but are you sure it’s me?”

I thought you’d laugh at this-

WAIT HAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY

i cant believe thats canon

#i feel like it’s because his parents were both bad cops #and he’s always nervous to be to harsh on chris

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Trust me the path is imminent

This whole season is like all the 9-1-1 fics I’ve read-

i have not read any but i have a feeling im going down that path

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She is just so ready for them to get together

Especially the last two episodes, she thought he was trying to get Eddie’s attention-

I thought you’d laugh at this-

WAIT HAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY

i cant believe thats canon

#they’re literally christopher’s parents #buck is totally the good cop and eddie’s the bad cop