lightningmcqueenreal

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#american dad #boyfriends comic #taylor swift #panic at the disco #sonic prime season 3

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[lightningmcqueenreal]

really good name. its like penis but gender neutral.

[lightningmcqueenreal]

#american dad

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Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

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i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

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SHUT UP IM MAKING PENIS JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!

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when u riding him and start to feel an ibs attack coming on

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"Can I just say one thing? What if formaldehyde was good for you?"

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"I'm just so sorry.." -Peter Griffin

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sad bindle with ant

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Rule

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cock

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penis angst

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