lightwoodlys

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will: i should've gotten a haircut.

james: someone your age should be happy you still have hair to cut.

matthew: i think you look great.

will: well, thank you, son i should have had.

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will: what are you doing here?

matthew: what do you mean what am i doing here? what, it's a club! we were clubbin' you know? at the club!

james: 🤦‍♀️

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jace: *points to alec* what color is his shirt?

clary: grey?

izzy: it's dark grey.

magnus: it's grey.

jace: now tell them what color you think it is.

alec: *quietly* light black...

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simon: from now on we'll be using code names. you can address me as 'eagle one.'

simon: clary, codename 'been there, done that.'

simon: izzy is 'currently doing that.'

simon: magnus is 'it happened once in a dream.'

simon: jace, codename 'if i had to pick a dude.'

simon: alec is 'eagle two.'

alec: oh, thank god.

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magnus: hello, people who do not live here.

jace: hey.

izzy: hi.

clary: hello.

magnus: i gave you a key for emergencies.

jace: we were out of food.

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will: when have i ever given you a reason not to trust me?

tessa: would you like me to answer alphabetically or chronologically?

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tessa: i'm not having sex with jem!

will: no one would judge you, it's understandable. he's strong and mysterious and sort of compact, yet well-muscled.

tessa: i'm not having sex with jem, but i'm starting to think that you might be...

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james: you know, i have it on my bucket list to paint a masterpiece.

matthew: *poses seductively* here i am.

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matthew: if i run and jump at james, he will almost definitely catch me.

matthew: *runs at james*

james: math, no i'm holding coffee!!

james: *drops coffee to catch matthew*

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ty: let me get this straight.

kit: good luck with that.

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ty: what's your preferred study method?

kit: coffee and tears.

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cristina: emma, i dare you-

julian: oh, she's not allowed to accept dares.

cristina: why?

emma: apparently i have 'no regard for my personal safety'.

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emma: *takes a long swig from a flask*

julian: i thought you said you stopped drinking.

emma: *hoarsely* this is flour.

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julian: you've lost your marbles!

mark: *pulling marbles out of his pocket* no i haven't, there right here!

cristina: *face palms*

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mark: *pulls back shower curtain while emma's in the shower*

mark: hey, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of pop tarts?

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clary: when i was small-

jace: 'was'?

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simon: they call me prank sinatra.

clary: no, you call yourself prank sinatra.