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heavy metal lover

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ahem

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master tacticians at work

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i love how in every fic where the character fucks up and hurts the reader, all jjk men have a little blurb written. except nanami. his part is just: “he’d never do that,” which is true. nanami would never do that to you.

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Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

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(Source: me)

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the parallels in aot are something else 😩

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tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

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your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

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if you think adam driver is hot you don't need to worry about what's in the covid vaccine

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this fic is gonna be so good when i [checks notes] start writing it

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about