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PART 8 of TWEETS AS CHARACTERS

(Lmk if u guys like this series or not btw!!)

HINATA:

Twitter: @ MILFWEEED

YAMAGUCHI:

Twitter: @ KevinFarzad

OIKAWA:

Tumblr: @froglegsz

BOKUTO AND ATSUMU:

Twitter: @ MiriamAbrha and reply OG

TENDOU:

Twitter: @ LlamainaTux

KENMA:

Twitter: @ ihoplollipop

AKAASHI AND BOKUTO:

Twitter: @ MommaUnfiltered Bokuto’s reply OG

IWAIZUMI:

Twitter: @ silvermilk_

OIKAWA:

Twitter: @musicstruggles1

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Oikawa: Violence is never the answer!

Iwaizumi: It‘s the question

Iwaizumi: *Grabbing a glass bottle*

Iwaizumi: And the answer is yes

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1146 and 2626 seeing each other with their hair up for the first time and they both jump and throw a knife at each other until they realize they're comrades

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U-2626: Hey i figured out how to carry oxygen

U-1146: Oh you have? Ho-

U-2626, carrying AE3803 while she's carrying oxygen: Like this

U-1146: Wh- you can't- [jealous noises]

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Thinking about how it's canon that Neutrophils just climb up walls and sit on structural integrity poles

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The urge to die is quite high tonight

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Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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Mattsun: So how did you guys crash the car?

Iwaizumi: We were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road, but Oikawa didn’t notice so I yelled, “Oikawa, deer!”

Makki: And?

Iwaizumi: Tell them what you said.

Oikawa, sighing: …yes babe?

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I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

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my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't believe Tumblr jumped to a paid subscription service before making a competent search feature

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who wants to pay for tumblr we already pay with our dignity