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What a beautiful wedding…

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Comic by @herzspalter

Voices by Me!!

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appreciation

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Qwydion

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I'm bored so I'm gonna post about my weird dream.

So for some reason I needed a 1 subject notebook so I dragged my fiance to like a Kroger or some boujee store that has everything and those little stores inside the big stores. So this kroger has like a GameStop ripoff store but whatevs they have what I need. So I'm looking through the notebooks when I noticed my fiance missing. So I go looking for him like one does and I find him fiddling with this machine that *I* recognize as like an ATM but it looks nothing like one. Anyway he's rummagimg through change while the teenage cashier is crying nearby. I was already over this shit so I yelled at him to knock it off and go comfort the crying teen. When I look back at my fiance, he's having some kind of hushed conversation with two guys (one black and one white) in bad blue suits. Like prom level bad. But who cares about that? I certainly didn't. I just scolded my fiance saying if he kept that shit up he was gonna be kicked out. He, of course, did not heed my warnings and once I left him alone, he went back to fucking with the ATM thing, actually taking money out of it to do a transaction cuz the store is closed now but theres like 2 employees in the doorway in like full HALO armor. They wander off and in comes the guys in blue suits who I now recognize as like loss prevention people. For some reason. I don't even really question it because I am SO DONE with my own dream that I tell my fiance I don't want a part of this and walk out into the very dark and empty parking lot. One of the guys followed me out and I apologize for my fiance, and I definitely remember calling him an idiot. Then, my fiance came out with the other guy and instead of getting in trouble, the guy with me gave him like THOUSANDS of dollars in like a gallon ziplock bag. So I'm confused as hell but as I go to ask my fiance about it, some Karen barrels into me, dragging her 3 spawn after her, and all of them were wearing like shirts as masks. So after a rude remark they all walk into the middle of the parking lot and just lay down. No reason. They just lay down and stop moving. But I don't have time to deal with THAT because my fiance is suddenly dragging me into the car and speeding off. And that's where the dream ends. No real resolution or closure.

#long post #weird dreams #idk what else to tag #fuck my dreams #i dunno where this came from

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This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

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I am CONVINCED this is hells preferred musical instrument.

so i’ve seen pictures of 3d printed piezoelectric violins & cellos

but, fool that i am, i never stopped to wonder what they sound like

it turns out they sound actually how you’d expect

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My cat sitting here looking like some kind of main character in a romance movie, waiting for her true love to sweep her off her paws.

#sweet baby #cat #look at her #shes so cute #why cant i be that cute

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So, after YEARS of wanting one, I finally FINALLY got a kitty of my very own. I've wanted one since I was in middle school but my parents always told me "You can have one when you move out." So when I finally moved out with my significant other...he wasn't into the idea of getting one at first. So I waited, and wore him down and now we have the sweetest fur baby ever. He even bought her a cat bed which she loves. I just wanted to welcome sweet Jiji to the family.

#black cat #cat #sweet baby #nobody asked for this but im posting about it anyway #cat pictures

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“even amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living. it is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to exist” ‒ hayao miyazaki

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Tea Party

So my friends daughter just turned 4 and we had this wonderful unicorn party. Not a lot of kids came to the party so when she wanted to have a tea party, all of her dads friends sat down and joined her tea party. I'm talking 5 big dudes with bushy beards and tattoos drinking beer out of these dainty paper tea cups with pinkies out because she wanted them to and it's the sweetest thing ever and I wanted you all to know about it.

#cute #tea party #birthday #birthday party #faith in humanity #sweet baby #sweet girl

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Tina: Hey Detective! I like your top!

Detective: Thanks Tina! I got it at-

M: I have a name you know.

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M: There you go detective, a nice hot cup of tea.

Detective: Its a bit cold.

M: A nice cup of tea.

Detective: It doesn't taste all that good.

M: A cup of tea.

Detective: I don't even think its tea.

M: .....A cup.

#seraphinitegames #mason #unit bravo #wayhaven chronices #wayhaven detective

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In case your having a bad day, here's a bunch of kittens.

#kitten #adorable #kittens

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Garrus: heh yeah some people call me Archangel. Its not that big of a deal, I don't even really care about it.

Also Garrus: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARCHANGEL YET?

garrus pls

#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #i love this dork

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Flirting

How my detective tries to act when Mason flirts with him:

How he REALLY acts:

#seraphinitegames #unit bravo #mason #morgan #wayhaven chronices #wayhaven detective #alex kingston #my poor boy #he won't survive these books

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ITS BACK!!

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin