Just keep the food coming. I want to eat everything!
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-|~
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*weather starts to get colder*
*leaves begin to fall off of trees*
*pumpkin spice lattes are back*
me:
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🎃💀
*store starts selling halloween stuff*
*coffee shop gets pumpkin flavored things*
*weather gets cooler*
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Danny Zuker for prez!
This guy is running for president? #Hate it!
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Yessssssss!!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
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Year 2017
Alien: Take me to your leader
Me: hold on lemme go find Donald Trump
Alien: *shoving breadsticks into spaceship* the mothership needs me to go immediately
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Me having finished Red Queen in it’s entirety:
When that one character did the thing:
When that one character did more of the things:
Where it ended:
Waiting for Glass Sword:
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friend: please stop talking about how excited you are for halloween you’re driving me crazy
me:
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Atheist Jokes
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me after finishing red queen:
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Tribute. Victor. Leader
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😓😢😪
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Music Is My Religion
Are you ever like, damn I liked an artist before he/she went mainstream; and once they go mainstream you still love them all the same, but you are like, I loved you before everybody else….
**single tear drop down cheek**
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Finally!!!!!
WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF
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