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Monster 7/23/21

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fricative friday

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Every time I'm busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of "film snobs" that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I'm free it's all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

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SICK of the stereotype that all vampires are wise dark academia goths. SOME OF US are silly fun bimbos. we exist.

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#if he's anything he's a rejected messiah/religious figure #like he said he was the messiah but the wider jewish community didn't accept him as such #judaism #christianity #religion

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Hey guys, I just got back from the flea market and this one jewelry table had some GREAT stuff! Anyone want anything? $5 each or best offer.

#prev tags -> #but I agree with prev ring of barahir #a) it looks sick af #b) all about my main man Finrod Felagund #and c) won't get me murdered by Fëanoreans #/end prev tags #also notably it is not cursed! which is a plus #tolkien

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There is but one woman to him, the beautiful Irene Adler of dubious and questionable memory.

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: A Scandal in Bohemia (1984)

#sherlock holmes

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Stressed out and at his limit

#me

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Hmm. If they can make this strategy work for COVID, that’ll really be something.

#whoa holy shit

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Lu: *about Dracula* I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Q

Quincey: ...damn

#gndkcjejfkrhs your genius knows no bounds

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.