Bwahahaha
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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Blessed be!
Shout out to all the people who are still social distancing and wearing masks. Thank you for still taking this pandemic seriously and understanding how an illness can spread from person to person. I pray that the universe provides you with an infinite amount of abundance.
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Alex: I'm bisexual
Ellen: oh, that's it honey? I thought it'd be something much worse...
Alex: also, I met someone
Ellen: Oh! I'm glad for you. Who is it?
Alex:...
Alex: What do you know about Welsh Kings?
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The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:
Umbridge is a bitch
Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen
Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.
JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom
Umbridge is a bitch
Wolfstar. Is. Canon.
Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians
Umbridge is a bitch
calmly
James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong
Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.
Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch
Feel free to add more
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I just received the most AMAZING book-related gift box from my friend @qwordy and I just have to show off my new Raven Cycle apron!! It says 300 Fox Way Diner (Pancakes & Predictions) and there's a drawing of Cabeswater and then the words "fate is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast." I think I'll wear this forever.
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Hey everyone, new video is up! Lesson #2 from Red, White & Royal Blue: How to describe characters so the readers remember what they look like, but also it's not boring? How do you describe the POV character? I talk about these things and give examples from this fabulous best romance of 2019.
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The guy you’re pretending to just be having a low-key thing with? Call him “love” because you can’t help yourself, but act like it’s just a British thing
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Pack travel-sized lube
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Alex: What do you call a person Pez is having sex with?
Henry: do NOT. I beg you.
Alex: a Pez dispenser.
Henry: (to Shaan) Can you get rid of him?
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If you’re feeling sad about the politics in 2020 just read Red White and Royal Blue by Casey Mcquiston for a much happier 2020 political situation or just a better 2020 in general
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*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*
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Hey peeps! I started a new series on my AuthorTube: Writing lessons from books I love. The first couple of episodes is devoted to the beloved, the epic Red, White & Royal Blue.
Lesson #1: Foreshadowing.
The next few lessons will be up on my channel in the next couple of weeks. We’ve got character descriptions, love story, and more!
Coming up next: The Raven Cycle.
Have you read an amazing book with fantastic writing that you’d like me to do a video on? Let me know!
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Happy 'History, huh?' Day!
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This is GORGEOUS
Alex and Henry!🌈
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red, white & royal blue is my emotional support book
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