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literalgerm · 2 months
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
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literalgerm · 3 months
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love asking my cat nothing questions. i point at her and go girl why are you so eyes and she just looks at me confused. with her big eyes of course
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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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literalgerm · 3 months
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“i don’t owe anyone anything” is one of the most incredibly callous and damaging phrases to enter popular vernacular. you owe everyone kindness and consideration, always. understand the idea of a social contract. you cannot reap the benefits of human society and interaction while maintaining such a cold and thankless attitude about it. i mean you can but you’d be a bad person for it
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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i dont want any more emails
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my ankles. big ):
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I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
I find it combination kinda funny kinda sad
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thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack
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