Yeah, women are more simple than you think!
Remember when Guillermo del Toro said women want to fuck sexy fish, and he was right?
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Feel free to comment good book recommendations!
I'll start: Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert
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Trying
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Basil: Oh no! We are out of snacks!
Dorian: But I'm standing right here!!!
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Dorian: Where is Lord Henry?
Basil: Somwhere disapointing god.
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Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
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Here is a list of books with
Aestetically challenged
Maincharakters:
Phantom of the opera -Gaston Leroux
The man who laughes -Viktor Hugo
The hunchback of Notre Dame -Viktor Hugo
Perfume -Patrick Süskind
Frankenstein -Mary Shelley
Do you know more?
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Okay friends, i need your help. I'm home alone and the phone rang, i took up bit there was silent on the other side. I was about to hang up, but Athen a female robotic voice said "good night". I am so afraid, i locked myself in my room.
My question is: does anybody know, how to survive an horror movie???
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Erik: nobody loves poor Erik.
The phandom: We love youuu.
Erik:...
Erik: nobody loves me.
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Totally, but he would have killed Raoul insted.😂
A friend: hey, did you watched "love never dies"?
Me: THERE IS NO PART TWO!
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Madame Giry, entering: Erik? Did you kidnapped Christine?
Erik: ...no
Madame Giry: I see her sitting right there! (to Christine) Hi, sweetie. How is it going?
Christine: Nothing special, i'm just chilling in the lair.
Erik: shhhhh, be quiet!
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"Love never dies" is like a fanfic, that Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote about his own musical.
But the music is still good.
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Erik: Daroga, i think i have fallen in love! What should i do?
Daroga: You shouldn't kidnap her.
Erik: I'm gonna kidnap her.
Daroga: Erik, NO!
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Erik: What does Raoul have, that i haven't?
Christine: a life.
Erik: ):
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Erik, when box 5 is keept empty.
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