little-eye-guy

[little-eye-guy]

whoever voted for the second option, we share a warrior’s bond

#eye guy speaks #meant to vote in this myself but forgot lmao #so just know you’re not alone…… you and me against the world……..

[little-eye-guy]

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

[little-eye-guy]

and like. i WANT to go back to work! i want to make money and i want to get out of the house! i want to be normal!!!!!!!

#eye guy speaks #uc posting

[little-eye-guy]

got a text from work asking how i’m doing. haven’t opened it to read the whole thing bc i’m worried i guess. i’m sure she’s just asking if i’ll be able to start coming in again but i don’t wanna have to say that i’m not

like i’m doing a lot better but i still can’t sleep through the night, and the ulcers get real antsy if i’m too ‘active’ (aka doing anything)

i just wanna not be sick anymore…

#eye guy speaks #uc posting

[little-eye-guy]

seventh injection done this one will fix me for sure

#eye guy speaks #uc posting

[little-eye-guy]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[little-eye-guy]

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

[little-eye-guy]

theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

[little-eye-guy]

[little-eye-guy]

having a rough morninggggg the ulcers are so nervous

#eye guy speaks #uc posting

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[little-eye-guy]

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

[little-eye-guy]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[little-eye-guy]

#doesnt oomf stand for one of my followers….. #i hate whatever twitter comes up with to say instead of mutual #unnecessary and sounds bad. just say mutual

[little-eye-guy]

Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

#cats

[little-eye-guy]

i need to sleep but the ulcers are making it so difficult

#eye guy speaks #uc posting #the nausea…….