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sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme’ or ‘root beer fairytales’ but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
tis i,
the frenchiest fry
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure
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The fact that dishes feel like The Horrors but literally take less than fifteen minutes is a personal insult to me
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why is bob short for robert
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reblog after you vote, im trying to see something
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one of the worst feelings in the world is when you're playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it's not me, it's the character i'm playing, but he would not fucking say that. i know him better than you and the burden of this knowledge weighs heavier on me than you will ever understand.
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“Ah, General Kenobi!” 
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“Your pornbots will make a fine addition to my collection.”
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Some of the most underrated marine animals and you can’t change my mind
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baby chain catshark hasn't learned how to swim yet
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
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The Chorb
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