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Person A: “Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.”
Person B: “Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!”
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Imagine Your OTP #580
Person B: People don't talk to me because they're scared of my swagger
Person A: No, I think it's because you threatened to glue the lips of the next person who spoke to you shut with hot glue.
Person B:
Person B: Nah, it's my swagger.
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Imagine your otp #579
Person B: A is the main reason that I get out of bed in the mornings.
Person C: That’s sweet.
Person A, earlier that morning: *banging at B’s door* WAKE UP, YOU DEPRESSED FUCK!
Person B, smiling: yeah, it is.
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Imagine Your OTP #578
Person A: Hey, what are your pronouns?
Person B: They/them. Why?
Person A: I'm gonna go home and complain about you to my cats later on and I don't wanna get it wrong.
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Imagine Your OTP #577
Person A: Would you still love me if I was a spider?
Person B: Isn't it supposed to be worms?
Person A: Yes, but you're not scared of worms. I want to know how MUCH you love me. So, would you still love me if I turned into your biggest fear?
Person B:
Person B: I'm not even sure I love you right now, if I'm being totally honest.
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Boop
boop <3
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You know what I love? Characters with an inhuman amount of strength holding fat characters in their arms. The way that character becomes their main source of physical comfort very quickly, being the only one who doesn’t make sly remarks about how heavy they are and visibly struggle to hold them 💕 Bonus points if the character with inhuman strength picks them up whenever they start to criticise themself.
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hey! i was wondering if you had an OTP prompt master list?
I do not 🙁 but I'm considering making one!
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Imagine Your OTP #576
Person A: *Lovingly kisses B on the cheek* Person B: *Licks a long strip up A's face and runs away*
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OTP Prompts: Children (Part 2)
[Part 1]
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When B is feeling stressed or worn out, A always their child out for a couple of hours to let their partner rest, spoiling them with ice cream and park visits, and vice versa.
Once a week, their child gets to pick what they have for dinner. It can be take-out, a home cooked meal, food from the freezer - whatever they want, and they always pick the same meal.
Your OTP taking their child camping for the first time. They get to do all their favourite activities, like swimming in the ocean and cooking marshmallows over the fire. Perhaps they even get to invite one of their friends from school and their parents to come with them.
B comforts their child after a nightmare. Perhaps they sit up late and watch their favourite show, or B makes them a warm cup of milk to help calm them down again. Maybe they sleep with them in their bed for the rest of the night, or invite them to sleep in bed with A as well. Whatever it takes to put the kid's mind at ease again.
Your OTP take their child to buy clothing for their first day of school. They're excitedly running around the store greeting everyone they see and telling them all about why they're here, with A and B hurrying after them.
Their child has always wanted to go to Disney Land, so your OTP takes them for their birthday and they get to do everything they've ever wanted, including riding a plane for the first time if they're from overseas.
They excitedly celebrate their child losing their first tooth, as well as taking them to the store to spend the money they received from the tooth fairy. They end up spending more than they got, but their parents are more than happy to pay for the rest.
B teaching their child to read. Sitting on the couch with them on their lap, slowly flicking through each page as the kid sounds each word out as best they can. Maybe A is watching from the kitchen/other side of the room, smiling at how wonderful their little family is.
Your OTP cooking with their child, letting them crack the eggs or mix the mixture together. After, they may get to lick the spoon, and they all eat the yummy food together on the couch with a movie playing and a blanket on them all.
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OTP Prompts: Touch Starvation
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Apologising way too much for constantly wanting affection.
Hovering over them or generally keeping close to them until they catch on and bring them into a hug themselves.
Enjoying when the other is sleepy because they're always more affectionate and cuddly, which caters perfectly to their needs.
Grabbing onto their hand or slipping a hand up the back of their shirt to feel the warmth of their skin at the most random times.
Giving them one of their old shirts to sleep in when they go away for a period of time.
Lying in between their legs while they're in bed so they can get hours of head pets while they watch their favourite movies.
Grabbing their jacket/coat/hoodie or some item of clothing to wear as a substitute for their touch.
Always being in tune to what they need despite usually having a tendency to be oblivious to these things.
Alternatively, doing random things like petting them on the head or hugging them to find out what it is they're craving because they just don't know half the time.
Waking up an hour early just to cuddle with the other before work/school/etc.
Dialogue
"Do you just need company or my touch as well?"
"You could slap me and I'd thank you at this point."
"What if we created a name for when you're feeling like this, so you don't need to always describe it to me?"
"More head scratches?"
"It's okay, I know what you need."
"Come here, B. Maybe you just need to be held for a while."
"Can I sleep in your bed tonight? Please? I n-need... need a hug..."
"I don't care how clingy you get- you're my partner and I love you. I mean that."
"Just a few more minutes... please."
"Let me put on your favourite movie and then we'll cuddle, alright? Promise."
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Imagine Your OTP #575
Person A: You are simultaneously the most predictable person I've ever met and so unbelievably unpredictable it's scary.
Person B: Oh, that's just my two personalities at war with each other. One needs consistency and routine, which creates the predictability you see, while the other needs stimulation and spontaneity.
Person A: And that creates...?
Person B: Hell. It creates hell.
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OTP Prompts: Relationship Progression
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Buying/renting out their first house together.
Having their first serious argument/fight.
Having sex for the first time.
Rescuing/adopting their first pet.
Introducing each other to their parents.
Drinking from the same bottle/cup/etc.
Using pet names.
Getting undressed in front of each other.
Updating their social media relationship status'.
Changing to a joint bank account.
Discussing things that set themselves up to be hurt and trusting that the other won't take advantage of it.
Getting engaged/married.
Using each others' phones without supervision.
Making a joint purchase together.
Caring for the others' nieces/nephews/grandchildren/children, with or without them.
Laughing at something embarrassing to the other person and knowing it's not going to offend/upset them.
Having their first sleepover.
Going on their first roadtrip/vacation.
Opening up about something personal.
Saying "I love you" for the first time.
Discussions of kinks that they're embarrassed/self-conscious of.
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Imagine Your OTP #574
Person A: Would you come looking for me if I got kidnapped?
Person B: No, I'd only need to give them a day and they'd give you right back anyway.
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Imagine Your OTP #573
Person B: You're weird as hell. Wanna go out with me?
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Imagine Your OTP #572
Person A, trying to jump scare B: RAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Person B:
Person B, patting A on the cheek: Kittens are scarier than that, my dear.
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Imagine Your OTP #571
Person B: I can't believe I trusted you.
Person A: Me neither, honestly. What is wrong with you?
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