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Tessa: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Will: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Jem: Gabriel tripped and fell while getting into his carriage.

#tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #will herondale #jem carstairs #gabriel lightwood #the infernal devices #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #shadowhunters textpost #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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Tessa: Please, be careful.

Will: Come on, you know me.

Tessa: Which is exactly why I'm worried.

#tessa gray #tessa herondale #will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #shadowhunters textpost #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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Will: You know what they say, you are what you eat.

Charlotte: I don't remember you eating a headache.

Will: 😐

#haha very funny ur such a comedian charlotte #will herondale #charlotte fairchild #charlotte branwell #the infernal devices #clockwork angel #clockwork prince #clockwork princess #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #shadowhunters textpost #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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hey! if you have instagram and you do TSC rp or are interested in it, message me! my family's looking for more members :)

All characters are available except for Clary, Izzy, Emma, Kit, Livvy, Tessa, and Cordelia, and we're currently reserving spots for Jace and Kieran. Please, please message me if you're interested!!

#the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunterslegacy #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #shadowhunters #shadowhunters textpost #tsc memes #tsc spoilers #tsc fanart #cassie clare #cassandra clare #the mortal instruments #the dark artifices #the infernal devices #the last hours #tales of shadowhunter academy #the eldest curses #the wicked powers #anna lightwood #will herondale #alec lightwood #emma carstairs #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #mathew fairchild #magnus bane #shadowhunters rp #shadowhunters roleplay

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fyi I'm going to take a break from posting for a bit, everything's alright I just need a second to breathe lol. I'll start posting again in a couple of weeks, probably

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Anubis: You... have a crush on me?

Sadie: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of knowing that everything I've ever thought about the world is basically a lie and that the fate of said world rests halfway on my shoulders 😎

Sadie: And you.

#this one really is adaptable to do many characters and situations #sadie kane #anubis #sanubis #sadie x anubis #the kane chronicles #the red pyramid #the throne of fire #the serpents shadow #rick riordan

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Sadie: Okay, I have some good news and some bad news.

Carter: Good news first.

Sadie: The good news is that the airbags in your car work perfectly–

#yes i reuse textposts #im also pretty sure carter doesnt have a car but if he did this would 10000% happen #anyway stan the kanes for clear skin #sadie kane #carter kane #the kane chronicles #the red pyramid #the throne of fire #the serpents shadow #rick riordan

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Sadie: Raise your hand if you like me.

Carter: What if I don't like you?

Sadie: Then raise your standards.

#sadie kane #carter kane #the kane chronicles #the kanes #the red pyramid #the throne of fire #the serpents shadow #rick riordan

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Guys, I just...don't know what to do right now. I'm to the point where I don't know if I'm strong enough to live any more. My friend suggested I do one of the notes posts where you live as many days as you get notes, so here we are.

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Help get them a dagger, y'all.

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

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Y'all I do not say it enough but I really do love Alec Lightwood. I really do. What a bad bitch. A sassy mf. An inspiration. g o d he deserves the world.

#thats my boy right there #im so proud of him though #as he should #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #alec gideon lightwood #alec gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood #alexander gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood #we love and appreciate alexander gideon lightwood bane #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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umm anyways I love Alec Lightwood. I mean the look, the attitude, the being a good big brother, the coming to terms with his sexuality in a majorly heteronormative and traditionally homophobic society AND becoming the first LGBTQ+ consul at the age of 23, 🌟iconic🌟

#i said i c o n i c #he deserves the life he has #he worked for it and he got it and im so proud of him #alec lightwood bane #alec gideon lightwood bane #alec gideon lightwood #alec lightwood #alexander lightwood #alexander gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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Malec on one of their first dates

Magnus: This was nice, we should get dinner again.

Alec: Again? We just ate.

#i love awkward alec #he's definitely a lightwood #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #alec gideon lightwood #alec gideon lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood #alexander lightwood #malec #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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bitches be like "I have taste" and then say that their favorite character is Alec Lightwood. and that's how they prove their point.

#yall i dont say it a lot but i love alec so much #im so glad this fandom properly appreciates him #but i think yall are sleeping on sassy alec just a tiny bit in favor of good boyfriend and gay icon alec #anyway happy birthday alec #alec lightwood bane #alec lightwood #alec gideon lightwood #alec gideon lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood #alexander lightwood #the mortal instruments #the eldest curses #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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Jace: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Clary: I don't know, how are you–

Alec: I'm fine, thanks for asking.

#we love and appreciate alexander gideon lightwood bane #alec gideon lightwood bane #alec gideon lightwood #alec lightwood #alec lightwood bane #alexander lightwood #alexander gideon lightwood bane #alexander lightwood bane #alexander gideon lightwood #alec has so many name variations omg #jace herondale #jace morgenstern #jace wayland #jace lightwood #clary fairchild #clary fray #the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassie clare #cassandra clare

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neil, andrew, matt, and kevin + pro league shenanigans

matt’s the first one to go pro (because he graduates first) and he is both extremely excited and extremely nervous

because by that point, the foxes are a UNIT and they already lost the girls and now matt is going and they know they’ll keep in touch but it’s still so scary

halfway through his first season, wymack and andrew drive the remaining foxes (neil, aaron, kevin, nicky) to surprise matt at one of his games

he finds them literally the moment he steps onto the court

out of a crowd of thousands

it probably helps that nicky and neil and aaron were screaming and waving and jumping up and down

and kevin was also featured on the big screen

matt stops the opposing team from scoring in the last second, securing victory, and in the middle of all the applause he points his racket at them

andrew and kevin are the next to sign on to a team, but they’re states apart from each other

they still find time to occasionally meet up and constantly talk on the phone

but on the court it’s all hostility

more like kevin’s hostile and andrew calmly flips him off or just puts his gloved hands over his helmet like he’s covering his ears

neil doesn’t miss a single one of their games, and abby sends the foxes photos of him watching one of kevin’s games vs one of andrew’s

kevin’s game: *pure concentration, mentally taking notes, very serious*

andrew’s game: *HEART EYES*

a video goes viral of kevin doing post game press and matt popping his head in the doorway to interrupt

“hey, kevin!!” “yes?” “just wanted to say i love you :)” 

*deep, deep sigh* “i love you, too”

that’s when the internet gets to see kevin’s Press Smile turn into his Real Smile

another video also goes viral of andrew and matt sitting on a panel together and andrew, blank faced, leans over to whisper something in matt’s ear

he almost falls over because he’s laughing so hard

the moderator is like “what did he say??” and matt’s still incoherent while andrew replies “i didn’t say anything”

neil is the #1 draft pick his senior year, and he signs to his first choice team

he’s a few hours away from andrew, so they see each other on the weekends and they’re out at that point and don’t care if people spot them together

not that they really cared beforehand, but now they have publicists and managers to answer to

there is one memorable interview where neil is asked “so, what’s the best thing about andrew?” and it’s clear they want some ~relationship gossip~

neil, who knows exactly what he’s doing: “where do i begin? he’s the best goalkeeper in the world. why? allow me to go through all of his player stats from the past 3 years-”

neil’s team is playing kevin’s and there is so much hype because they’re the top strikers in the US and they’re about to throw down

basically all the sport channels suddenly have to invest in a french translator because…they’re Shouting Very Furiously at each other

(in a cozy living room in LA, jean is cackling at the insults while jeremy demands he tell him now!! i don’t want to wait for the translations!!! kevin’s face is literally turning red!!!! TELL ME!!!!!)

afterward neil and kevin stalk over to each other and everyone collectively holds their breath for a fight but no, it’s just a “reluctant” hug

when neil and andrew face off, andrew does not allow him a single point. not one. 

some reporter: “considering he hasn’t managed to score all night, josten seems awfully happy” 

matt makes everyone play rock paper scissors with him during down times on the court (teams filing on, before leaving for halftime, etc)

one could say andrew doesn’t seem into it, but he takes off his gloves so he can move his fingers properly and it makes matt very happy

matt and neil get into full on WARS that stop the moment actual playing begins and resumes immediately when it ends

reporters like to ask them about what the victory tally is so far and they give very serious updates

kevin, who is the most competitive man alive, is torn between telling matt off for not focusing 100% and Needing To Win

he does both, but mostly the last one

their teams play each other at the championships, and at the end they’re like ok kevin won exy BUT who will win rock paper scissors????

matt uses scissors when kevin throws paper and kevin, from the other end of the court, screams “NO” and then keels over

the clip of matt kneeling by him, cry-laughing and trying to pet his hair while kevin bats him away, gets a 2 minute “here’s some positivity” segment on the evening news

at the end of the day, the boys have nothing but good things to say about each other, and they will absolutely destroy reporters to defend their friends’ honor 

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Hey! Before it slips my mind, I wanted to tell you guys that since I started school this week, posts will be on Saturday from now on!