For your weekly “WTF Moment”… new hire showed up at beginning of shift meeting fully and correctly gowned up except…for his production uniform (which is like scrubs with long sleeves).
This man walked all the way through the building wearing safety glasses, hairnet, beardnet, face mask, and steel-toe boots…annnd gym shorts and a t-shirt.
He said it was cuz he didn’t want to be late.
white men will watch si fi and think “haha technology go brrr” when the characters are basically looking at the camera and saying “imperialism is bad. fascism is a disease. women should have rights and be able to get abortions” and then complain when newer si fi features a trans person
We used to have to take pictures with like. a camera. and then connect it to a computer with a usb to transfer them. to upload to photobucket . im literally shaking
nobody tell op about having to take literal rolls of film to walmart and then wait 2 weeks to find out whether your finger was in the way
Also like, a lot of us who do photography still use cameras you have to upload to the computer lol…Phone cameras have come a long way but they still aren’t as good as an actual camera.
diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”
german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”
going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy
going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[
dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen
“i need to go see the otolaryngologist”
“oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”
birth control vs. antibabypillen
getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon
English speakers: I have a concussion
Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N
if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby
ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters
my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby
I am so obsessed with this post you guys have no idea.
and let’s admit it
through an unlikely series of events, a bunch of mobsters are left in charge of looking after a baby is the greatest 90s comedy never made.
Because the pics won’t load lol: