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lizardshands · 12 hours
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lizardshands · 15 hours
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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?
*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin
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lizardshands · 19 hours
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lizardshands · 19 hours
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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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lizardshands · 2 days
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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
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lizardshands · 4 days
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kinda slayed w this one
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lizardshands · 4 days
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why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.
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lizardshands · 4 days
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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy
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lizardshands · 9 days
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lizardshands · 9 days
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Enough guilt you can make a bouquet out of it
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lizardshands · 9 days
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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lizardshands · 9 days
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what if i coughed up blood
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lizardshands · 12 days
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lizardshands · 13 days
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if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins
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lizardshands · 14 days
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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lizardshands · 15 days
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au revoir is a forbidden word
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lizardshands · 15 days
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they should let you end academic papers on "idk if this makes sense at all lol"
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