lmtyl

[lmtyl]

Gentle reminder to newer fans that having "proship DNI" in your bio is going to get you blocked by most artists.

"Proship" means being against ship hate + harassment. So your DNI is a signal that you'll harass us if we draw content you don't like. Fiction =/= irl desires or support thereof.

[lmtyl]

#laugh rule #medical

[lmtyl]

me @ my mutuals

[lmtyl]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[lmtyl]

this stupid dream I had

#gender #comic

[lmtyl]

Jazz is going to get 75% of the way through her first semester studying psychology and then have an existential crisis over the realization that she doesn't actually like it and her entire "mentally stable basically an adult" persona was a coping mechanism for her insane home life thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

#danny phantom #jazz fenton #truth

[lmtyl]

[lmtyl]

ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"

#how the fuck do i tag this

[lmtyl]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#tw religion #anecdote #wtf

[lmtyl]

#story time #personal #pets #food #food problems #family #family amirite #poll

[lmtyl]

#video #tie dye #oh wow art

[lmtyl]

[lmtyl]

Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

#national park #tw death #ugly laughter

[lmtyl]

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#diluted southeastern us accent #my dad is from the midwest #i can slide my accent from mountains to coast tho

[lmtyl]

Another good boomer joke

#laugh rule #comics #funny

[lmtyl]

The Beast that Bothers

#cats #cats amirite #cat video #animation #oh wow art #truth

[lmtyl]

I saw a post about tumblr user ages...

Reblogs are welcomed for that sweet, sweet increased data pool (aka getting more than 20 responses 😅)

#poll