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[lockedtombmemes]

her older brother is weird yet she remains silly 💙

#she just a baaaaaaaby #nona the ninth #varun the eater #harrowhark nonagesimus #locked tomb series

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#oh no we get it #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #locked tomb series

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💀🩷💋

#see how easy it is to draw something nice and soft and nice #you could do this all the time #locked tomb series #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #griddlehark

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this is your semi-regular reminder to read It Came From Planet Slut by @lockedtombmemes

#I prommy that It Came From Planet Slut is the dumbest fic you'll read today maybe ever #but you'll have fun! #nona the ninth #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #griddlehark #locked tomb series

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Is this something you would like to discuss?

#mmm thanks! #it hurts! #big hurt no joke! #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #pool scene? pool scene #griddlehark #locked tomb series

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#harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #locked tomb series #griddlehark #nona the ninth

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series of shots: john in his hidey hole on the mithraeum, plugging wired headphones into a 1st gen ipod, selecting a song and starting to groove - cut to gideon waking up in harrow's body and barely having time to process it before some soulsborne shit is trying to kill her - back to john, really getting into the song - back out to gideon, covered in blood and herald goo desperately trying to lift her sword with harrow's noodle arms - cut to the og lyctors, fighting for their respective lives and sanity - cut to ianthe, just scream-crying - back to john and he's doing some tiktok dance now - wide shot of heralds swarming the mithraeum. and the song? the nightcore remix of every time we touch by cascada

#petition for my wife to direct the (animated) adaptation of TLT? #she knows her shit #I volunteer to do foley #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #nona the ninth #locked tomb series

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does she not, after all her suffering, deserve the normal suck,

#harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #locked tomb series #griddlehark

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#harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #locked tomb series #griddlehark #nona the ninth #kiriona gaia

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#harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav #locked tomb series #griddlehark

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*slathers on Dr. Pepper lip smackers* and noooowww we wait

#my girl literally went full Disney princess #locked tomb series #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #gideon nav #kiriona gaia #griddlehark

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WHEN YOU'VE CROSSED OCEANS RIVERS OF TIME SPACE TO FIND HER

#the crossover you didn't know you needed #BUT YOU DO #is Ianthe Lucy then #griddlehark #locked tomb series #my wife's art #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon nav

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happy resurrection day to all who celebrate 🍬🦴💀

#merry crisis #locked tomb series #resurrection day

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We made a sacrifice

And now we get to take your life

#oh my miserable wild-eyed baby harrow #my wife's art #gideon the ninth #locked tomb series #harrowhark nonagesimus

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Patrick Bateman listening to Walkin On Sunshine but it's John and he's walking into a cohort admiralty meeting and he's listening to Caramelldansen

#i would also accept him listening to Dragonstea Din Tei #maybe both who tf knows #worst millennial ever #John Gaius #locked tomb series

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sometimes i think about how profoundly harrow would hate all of us

#we hold her and say 'look my little baby' #and she has a storied history of loathing anyone who loves her #SHRUG #not gonna stop holding her #harrow the ninth #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #locked tomb series #nona the ninth

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#*starts stopwatch* #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #locked tomb series