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Pastel Milkshake - Submitted by @24kvealie

#C4B9FF #F2B4FF #D0A1FF #ВЗВЕFЕ #FEB8EC

#palettes

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

#billie eilish

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Journeys to Jupiter - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#a0271c #ce732d #d9c36e #eeecdf #b3c1cc #547888

#palettes

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anyone else really annoyed by the fact that when someone in a movie/tv is fake typing they almost never hit the space bar. arguably the key you hit the most while typing.

#mel irl #and this does not include when they do all that hacking shit bc whatever. that's already bogus #im talking about when they're supposed to be sending emails or chatting or writing a novel. where is the spacebar.

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#taskmaster

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All of this started because of you! You got me on Chowster! You told me to come to this festival! All good advice!

BOB'S BURGERS 2.05 - Food Truckin'

#bobs burgers

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

#scooby doo #comics

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#606k 😑

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The Mare in the Moon

#mlp

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one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

#FAVE

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#video

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Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

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#video

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BOB'S BURGERS 2.05 - Food Truckin'

#bobs burgers

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you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh