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all bitches want is to be yearned for.

it’s me, i’m bitches.

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WHAT A RACE

#f1 #formula 1

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Not sure how I feel about that race…..

#f1 #formula 1

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Missing Cyril……..

#f1 #formula 1 #renault

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Obsessed with Mick tbh he’s like. I am on first name basis with the entire ferrari team, I am making calculated comments to the media about my teammate, I am forcing you to redesign the most basic component in my car because my body is asymmetrical, the president of the FIA holds me tightly on the grid and says I am like a son to him, I am apologizing on the radio, my mother has flipped a seven time world champion over her shoulder into the dirt, I am cursing on the radio, I am into Q2, I am in the wall, I am costing you millions, I am thanking you all individually, the tifosi are chanting my name with religious fervor, I am petting every dog I see, I am blowing kisses to home, I am overtaking a Williams in a Haas.

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Watching the Indy 500 and my brother just asked “What position is Hamilton”

#f1 #formula 1 #indy 500 #lewis hamilton

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merc rarely fucks it up but when they do, it's a cinematic masterpiece

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TOM HOLLAND AT THE MCLAREN GARAGE WITH THE SPIDERMAN THEME SONG PLAYING I AM COMBUSTING WTFFJSHEKSHSKSNSJ

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could you please please please describe every driver on the grid in one sentence each i feel like that's content we all need rn

lewis: high court angel sent to earth to get back in touch with humanity and his inspiring journey to rediscover the #grind

valtteri: a quiet and somewhat long suffering man who i sometimes look at and get an odd sense of a deep yet profound rage

sebastian: what if your dad became a great sporting legend at the pinnacle of motorsports elite but was still your dad and made shit jokes

charles: siren song of good eyebrows and dimples that lures you into deep troubling waters of sin and moral ambiguity

max: the only man with enough confidence in the room to tell you your zipper is undone and you’ve stepped in dogshit seconds into your presentation

alex: the human equivalent to whatever the opposite of stepping on lego is 

daniel: guy who holds up the sign to a live audience that says (LAUGH) 

esteban: kid who ruined your 11th birthday party but he’s actually pretty cool now but there’s still that time he ruined your 11th birthday party so

carlos: positive affirmations (asmr)

lando: brit teen vlogger whose most popular youtube video is titled ‘cringe compilation’ and the thumbnail is you eating lunch alone

pierre: slipping on a banana peel and suddenly it’s the french revolution and you’re like ok viva la fucking vida i guess 

daniil: jaws theme song but make it faster at 200mph

romain: dandelion that sprouts out of your kitchen sink and you know you need to kill it but you’re also a touch impressed at its tenacity

kevin: Not Angry Just Aggressive

antonio: stock image of a handsome italian waiter

kimi: inhospitable and infertile lands that humans have decided would be a great place to live anyway despite literally all the signs

sergio: in this world it’s either fuck or be fucked and inspiringly this man has chosen neither

lance: frat boy who is actually a huge sweetheart with a heart of gold 

george: oliver twists please sir may i have some more but instagram baddie remix

nicholas: honestly i do not know this man but he seems pleasant and unobtrusively canadian 

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I GOT COTA TICKETS 💖💖💖

#f1 #formula 1 #cota

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younger driver: *shares on instagram*

lewis: i'm about to 💫 lift up 💫 this mans whole self-esteem

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Feeling so happy for Lando and Hamilton once again proving he’s the 🐐

#f1 #formula 1 #lando norris #lewis hamilton #mclaren #mercedes

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Missing Torro Rosso Alex :(

#f1 #formula 1 #alex albon #torro rosso #alpha tauri

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Can’t believe I’ve been vegan longer than Lewis Hamilton 😌😤😈

#f1 #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #besties

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Let’s goooooooooo

#f1 #formula 1 #bahrain gp 2021

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2021 season warm-up

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IT'S RAWE CEEK